Harold ‘arsehole to breakfast time’ Pinter fiddles with John Fowles’ Lyme Regis-visiting novel about novels and novelling, with the help of Meryl Streep, Jeremy Irons, Peter ‘Ere I Am JH’ Vaughan, Colin ‘Barnaby the Bear’ Jeavons, professional granny Liz Smith, Leo ‘The Black Horse, dear boy!’ McKern, Arabella ‘bum look’ Weir, Richard ‘ffizz’ Griffiths, David ‘Hold The Back Page’ Warner, Alun ‘Sharp Intake of Breath’ Armstrong and Penelope ‘Ever Decreasing’ Wilton.
