Jan-Michael ‘Stringfellow’ Vincent, Charlene ‘Lucy’ Tilton and Robert ‘Freddy’ Englund star in this surfing ‘n’ slacking spectacle. Time for a master class from some guest critics – “Not bad as far as these things go, which admittedly isn’t very far, but not a patch on Tubular Swells. I was local body boarding champion, you know, until these show-offs started doing it standing up and stealing the sheilas. Bastards!” – Clive James. “Not exactly my cup of tea, but then again neither is coffee, and far be it from me to cast aspersions on that estimable South American bean. In summary then, you pays your money and you takes your choice.” – Barry Norman. “I wuvved it!” – Jonathan Ross.