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Cream over Britain

I’m Hughie Green, ready to reveal another of my views of life

Do you see Britain old and worn? On the brink of ruin? Bankrupt in all but heritage and hope, and even those are in pawn?

Well fear not! Hughie Green is here with a valediction to elevate your hearts and enthuse your spirits. Friends, let us take, yes take, not borrow this year. Let it be our year. To lift up our heads. Freedom from strikes, better management, and from all of us, guts! Lest without these virtues, we lose our freedom – forever!

Altogether now (cue trumpets, timpani and ginormous choir):

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED, TAKE UP A FIGHTING STANCE!
THIS YEAR OF 1977 MAY BE OUR FINAL CHANCE…

3 Comments

3 Comments

  1. Ken Shinn

    March 19, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    Bloody hell. I’ve been wanting to hear that for years, and now that I have…I feel strangely soiled.

  2. Rob Williams

    March 21, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Friends, friends, friends…. Don’t forget if you want to vote for that… Just put Hughie’s gone nuts, Oppotunity Knocks, London and it’ll reach us…

  3. Vole

    March 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    …and what a year 1977 was: Roots, Rumours, Never Mind the Bollocks, Star Wars, the Voyager probes launched, Elvis dies…

    …all because of Hughie.

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