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No 92 – Tommy Boyd

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These days TOMMY BOYD seems to be forever turning up on fly-by-night internet radio “stations” to shout at people on the phone, but instead let’s remember his days as the friendly face of ITV children’s shows.

Answer: not much

Tommy’s pre-telly career seems to have included a dizzying amount of jobs including dolphin trainer, football coach at a US summer camp, journalist and redcoat, which perhaps explains why he appeared to have a rather wider frame of residence than most kids telly hosts when he turned up on Magpie in 1977.

Although Magpie was officially not as good as Blue Peter, Tommy made a good team with Mick Robertson and Jenny Hanley, able to shift seamlessly between the serious and the silly.

He always appeared a bit more literate and opinionated than your average kids’ show host, as best seen on the Magpie DVD where he earnestly reviews the entries to their Christmas card competition.

Boyd was apparently most pissed off when it ended in 1980 and cites politics as the reason, and in recent years he’s always gone into bat for the show, saying how cool all their viewers were.

After that Tommy went on to be something of a kids’ TV Red Adair, being parachuted into The Saturday Show at the last minute when Big Daddy legged it and then taking over from Timmy Mallett on The Wide Awake Club.

That’s where we most remember him, where he proved highly adept at marshalling two hours of shakily-conceived live television.

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Boyd was always able to get an interview out of anyone, even the most hungover and uncooperative of indie bands. He was clearly completely devoid of embarrassment, always happy to don a silly wig and put on a daft accent, but again he always seemed to have a life outside of kids’ telly and would regularly stick in several references to amuse the most grown-up viewers.

Boyd stuck with WAC through think and thin, including TV-am’s mammoth industrial dispute, and for a while was even producing the show, before he finally called it a day in 1990.

A year later he resurfaced as Children’s ITV’s linkman, where he illustrated plenty of enthusiasm and again a pleasingly thoughtful approach, talking sincerely about the messages in the programmes, but he seemed a bit old for it and sometimes came over as more embarrassing than entertaining.

That was about it for his telly career, apart from an aborted spell as Channel Five’s face of baseball – apparently packing it in after two weeks because he hated baseball, which you think he’d have mentioned before taking the job. He then became a familiar voice on the radio, although to be honest we find the kind of radio he does utterly unlistenable. Nevertheless, for a good decade or so Tommy was a consistently intelligent and likeable TV presenter who took kids telly seriously.

THE DEFINING ROLE: We’re going to opt for The Wide Awake Club, which from a modern perspective is a somewhat curious show with its tiny budget and some rather high-minded educational aspects, not least endless appearances by Prince Edward, but Boyd managed to hold it all together and ensured it all ran smoothly.

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TV Cream’s Continuity Masterclass

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TV Cream’s Whimsical Film Unit have been at work again. This time producingĀ a 12-step guide to getting the bits between the programmes just right. Watch, and be “chuffed to little mint balls”. (CONTAINS TOM McGURK)

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Wide Awake Club, The

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ANTISOCIALLY-TIMED SATURDAY morning child rambunctions and the first proper “hit” kids show to come out of Eggcup Towers. TOMMY BOYD, JAMES BAKER and ARABELLA WARNER were your initial hosts, latterly joined by the delightful MICHAELA STRACHAN and the hateful TIMMY MALLETT. Features included the News In 90 Seconds, recipes from viewers in WAC Snax, historical tales re-enacted with knowing amateurishness in Ghosts, Monsters and Legends, and Talent on the Telly giving airtime to attention-seeking adolescents. MIKE MYERS showed up towards the end to do the Sound Asleep Club. Weekday school holiday spin-off WACADAY was Mallett’s fiefdom, graced by such compulsively awful addictive shlock as Mallett’s Mallet and also Bonk’n'Boob, surely the only kids game show in history to boast not one but two suggestive words in the title. Whole franchise somehow got sunk during TV-am’s industrial strife of 1988, with a couple of subsequent “relaunches” under suspiciously contract-dodging names (WIDE AWAKE, WAC ’90) a poor epilogue.

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Trumpton Riots

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SUBLIME filling of the popular-cultural no-man’s-land between Christmas Day and New Year’s Day with a set of short but charming mini-documentaries on a handful of erstwhile childrens’ TV favourites too old to still be ‘on’ but too recent to be properly nostalgised over yet: Tiswas, Play School, Vision On, the Smallfilms ouvre, Crackerjack, an odds-and-ends collection taking in Bill & Ben/Trumptonshire/Fingerbobs/Captain Pugwash/Mr Benn, and most infamously of all, a startling look back at the rivalry between Blue Peter and Magpie, peppered with guarded inter-presenter verbal barbs and hinting at all manner of shadowy The Fourth K-esque management power struggles behind the scenes. No wonder Noakes and Shep were so keen to ‘Go’! Packed to the ‘white void’ studio rafters with original contributors and bizarre anecdotes about stolen Teds, incinerated Mintons, foul-mouthed Clangers, New York taxi drivers shouting ‘COMPOST CORNER!’, ‘baby bump’-concealing scenery, Hamble-torture, Gilliam/Yellow Sumbarine-emulation, Leo Sayer fuming at theft of trademark ‘perm’, hypothermia-afflicted future Doctor Whos, backstage Play School joint-toking, and sticking two fingers up at Noel Edmonds, and with nary a second-rate standup doing that counting an imaginary ‘witty’ list off on their fingers thing in sight, this was – in a very real sense – what they want. Not to mention inspiring someone, somewhere to upload a handful of Fred Harris JPEGs…

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Talk Radio UK

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Possibly the second most dated thing in Brass Eye, after Jas Mann of course.JUST sneaking in under the Cream-Era radar courtesy of initial incarnation as round-the-clock provider of actual genuine ‘talk’, much of it provided by unusually ‘talk’-friendly roster that included Terry Christian, Tommy Boyd, Anna Raeburn, Dale Winton, Samantha Meah, Simon Bates (at last unencumbered by having to fit those pesky ‘records’ into his rants) and Jeremy Beadle, reviving his revered LBC days with a show that involved a demented jingle that rhymed ‘disagreeable’ with ‘Beadle’, and a phone-in quiz about falling down a hole or something. Commercial ownership meant that before long tampering was on the agenda, and it duly mutated into TalkSport, like some nightmarish radio-personification of the 1978 Scoop Sports Annual.

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Puzzle Trail

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Another DOIG delight, and an interactive one to boot. First series had ANDY JOHNSON and DONNA REEVE fronting five fifteen-minuters dispensing clues and concocting adventures on a giant grid in order to help you, the viewer, identify the whereabouts of some treasure. Over 12,000 people wrote in, apparently. Second series had TOMMY BOYD and SALLY “WEEKENDING” GRACE doing the honours, “searching for something that Tommy had lost.” Our hero “knew all 36 places he had been to and retraced his steps place by place until he found where it was”. Once again, loads of viewers beat Tom – and a minature chromakeyed version of himself – to the solution. Next up were KIRSTY MILLER and HOWARD STABLEFORD in The Puzzleton Plans, a massive three-week affair involving 12 suspects to a burglary of top secret plans in the titular town, with Kirsty and Howard playing everyone as well as themselves. Proving that high crimes of state were no stranger to children’s telly, the plans were “in the Government Office at 6pm on a Tuesday evening and the MP reported them missing at 10am on Wednesday morning.” So what happened in the intervening 16 hours, eh? Finally came DAVY JONES and EILEEN FLETCHER with The Riddle of Skully Island, who “try to find the hidden treasure and keep meeting strange characters who look remarkably like themselves.” All fantastic, harmless, clever fun and the kind of superlative stuff much missed today.

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CBTV

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ELONGATION OF MAGPIE via original shortlived spin-off called Ace Reports featuring WAYNE “PIPKINS” LAREYA. TOMMY BOYD was still present but this time kicking sides were JIM SWEENEY, STEVE STEEN and a junior MIKE SMITH. Concept was they were running a pirate TV station from a boiler room in the Thames studios, and each week they had to humorously sneak in, past the commissionaire who may well have been Henry Magee. Or maybe not. But he should have been. ANNEKA RICE bagged extra curricular work from TREASURE HUNT as a reporter.

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Magpie

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BLUE-PETER-BEATING ITV kids’ magazine, staffed, in chronological order, as follows.

Initially, TONY BASTABLE, PETE BRADY and SUSAN STRANKS, a dream team covering all bases (“Between them, Magpie’s three presenters have a wide range of hobbies and interests. Pete’s water ski-ing and Sue’s cycling have already been featured in the programme, but Tony’s main interest in history still requires more of an airing. Tony – “I’m the old-fashioned type” – hopes to share his enthusiasm for the more unusual aspects of things past with viewers.”). Lots of features on behind-the-scenes goings-on at the Thames studios, partly because kids were fascinated by all that, but mainly because it was very cheap.

1969 saw the introduction of PUFF THE PONY (“Just 12 hands, 2in high – 4ft. 2in, to the uninitiated – Puff is eight years old and seems to be enjoying his television life”) along with riding expert PAULINE VOSS, and the expansion of the programme to a twice-weekly ‘Peter-ish slot (“Twice-weekly means double the information, double the entertainment and twice as many chances to win one of the splendid Magpie badges -or “A day with the Magpie film unit” prizes. To launch the “dynamic duo,” Magpie introduces a new feature. Following the highly successful item on the American Apollo Moon shot a few weeks ago, letters poured in to producer Sue Turner and it was decided to extend the idea to cover all aspects of space flight. Pete Brady, with the expert help of TV Times Science Editor Peter Fairley, presents the “ABC of space”, which will examine everything from “Astronaut”-today’s subject-to “Zero g”). For the lads, an early football skills initiative set out to enlist “the managers and stars of soccer to demonstrate every facet of the game from the role of the attacking forward to goalkeeping, from the sweeper-up to the full back.” Meanwhile, “The competition to find a name for the fat little Magpie bird that is featured in the programme’s opening film proved enormously popular. More than 20,000 votes were received and from the five possible names viewers chose Murgatroyd. It was a case of coast-to-coast inspiration because the winning nominators came from Kent, Tees-side, Surrey, Gloucester and London.” It didn’t stop there – ’69 also saw the launch of “Magpie’s ‘floating studio’ Thames Magpie, at a grand launching ceremony at Shepperton, Middlesex. Lady Dorothy Rose, wife of round-the-world voyager Sir Alec Rose, will perform the traditional ceremonials, and it is hoped to show viewers round Sir Alec’s boat, Lively Lady. Many distinguished people will be at this gala occasion, and you can meet the woodcarver who made the twin figureheads for Thames Magpie. She has two figureheads because as One is for Sorrow, there had to be a Two for Joy!” It was all taking off by now – “Magpie seems to have started a new cult. The programme’s files now contain details of more than a dozen Magpie clubs started by viewers up and down the country, at least four boats have been named Magpie and there are three pop groups composed of young viewers who have called themselves the Magpies.”

1970 brought both Susan’s Back in Gear historical fashion segment and the Magpie Mystery Tour: “Magpie hopes to be coming to you ‘live’ from a very special outside broadcast location. It should be spectacular, amusing, and amazing, with a strong equine slant.” There was also the first BP-apeing summer expedition – “Where have they been during the summer? The whole Magpie team flew halfway round the world to film and record interesting stories from the Far East. Among the places they stayed: Manila in the Philippines and Hongkong.” On the more serious side, there was “Can You Cope? in which the programme’s team is joined by TV Doctor Michael Winstanley. The topics dealt with are not limited to the purely medical, but include advice on what to do in a variety of situations. For example: would you know how to set about stopping the water flow from a burst pipe? What would you do if you saw strangers acting suspiciously next door? This feature aims to tell you.”

1971 saw the first personnel change, as Brady made way for “wee Scot” DOUGIE RAE, very much stepping into the Noakesian “action man” mantle: “who’s been out training with the British Olympic Ski Team? Look at those beautiful bruises Doug is sporting and no more need be said!” Newsdesk rounded up local clubs and events in a community-minded style. The Magpie Appeal began, its total indicated by line going through “the Thames studios here at Teddington Lock.”

1973, and researcher MICK ROBERTSON replaced Bastable, who moved behind the scenes into a producer’s role (taking over from the ubiquitous ROGER PRICE). Dougie, meanwhile, continued to milk a self-deprecating line in heightist gags (“Douglas Rae is not very large – in fact to put it bluntly he’s rather small – so he’s been out learning about the art of self-defence.”)

1974 saw the original team finally evaporate for good, as Stranks handed over to Tory MP’s sister JENNY HANLEY. Worthy Magpie Special programmes on disabilities, country life, endangered species and the like were commonplace.

1977 – Dougie ups sticks, leaving a two-handed team for a while until the ever-loving TOMMY BOYD joins proceedings in the autumn, heralding a second Golden Age team that would last until the final edition on 6th June 1980.

The ‘Pie’s Much-debated ‘working class credentials’ seemed to stem mostly from the fact that a) it wasn’t on the BBC, and b) Princess Anne never went on it.

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What’s Happening?

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QUITE. A not-so-great line TOMMY BOYD’s CV, wherein our hero fronted that most viewer-friendly propositions, a current-affairs based quiz for kids on ITV. Mildly famous for moment when Tommy related the tale of a boy who answered the question of “Name a politician whose name sounds like a body part” with “Willie Whitelaw”.

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Saturday Show, The

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LITTLE SEEN and even less watched contemporary of BBC1′s SATURDAY SUPERSTORE had TOMMY BOYD and ISLA ST CLAIR sitting together awkwardly at the same desk. Too little like TISWAS, it was originally conceived, preposterously, as a vehicle for gran-pleasing Saturday afternoon grapplemeister BIG “HIS REAL NAME’S SHIRLEY CRABTREE YOU KNOW” DADDY, but he had to pull out on health grounds. Featured a spot called What The Comics Say. Do you see what they did there?

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Saturday Starship

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AND AGAIN with the Boydster. Here a bubblepermed Tommy burbled his way about a “futuristic” studio which was also a spaceship (see GET FRESH, MAGIC MICRO MISSION) with th’execrable BONNIE LANGFORD flouncing about in back. Mission implausible.

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