"DEAR BBC, I am quite frankly staggered. Yours, quite frankly staggered."
Would that it weren't.
NO-NONSENSE just the facts straight ahead so-you-think-you're-clever-do-you? quizzery with Robert Robinson
CHAMELEONIC Monday morning discussion show
SQUIRE ROBERT "WOULD THAT IT WERE" ROBINSON welcomes pre-PLAYSCHOOL idlers to a literary quiz.
"AH, WOULD THAT IT WERE."
THE HOME COUNTIES' most preposterously erudite home-owners starred in this audience-free parlour-esque intellectual joustathon.