JUST LIKE the LORD MAYOR’S SHOW, one of those dreary, ’70s-originating annual televised events that somehow forgot to stop happening around 1983. Various fat bastards put on bodybelts and grunt while pulling trucks up hills or carrying barrels over a fence as a bored crowd look in the other direction. World contest always dominated by huge Swedes, but Britain’s champion was, is and always will be the redoubtable GEOFF CAPES.
