GENERALLY, OUR time period was mercifully D****y-free. Hardly any films made (The Rescuers, Fox and Hound… please!) and only the dread Bank Holiday signifier of D****Y TIME (SARAH GREENE schlepping around Drayton Manor Park and Zoo, introducing clips from Dumbo) and the occasional Bedknobs and Broomsticks clip on SCREEN TEST. But this abomination of a “true-life adventure” dull animal half-hour with condescending narration really took the tedium biscuit. Use of “wonderful” in the title still open for legal prosecution. Shite.