SEMINAL KIDS pursuit caper from pen of N.J. “DIXON” CRISP and starring ubiquitous SIMON “IT’S GREEN CROSS CODE MAN!” TURNER and JAN “JUST GOOD” FRANCIS endlessly on the run from a motorbike straddling DUDLEY SUTTON. Eponymous “chase” was a very long one, seemingly stretching across the country and over 13 episodes. Kicked off when Simes (John) got wise to his dad working for Shadowy Organisation. GLYN HOUSTON provided little help as Friendly Bobby On The Beat; BOB PECK piled on the menace. Memorable incidents included: Austin Maxi driving over the side of a cliff in slow motion; black-gloved professional shooting VIP at Edinburgh Castle, only for fake ambulance to whisk stiff away; kids nearly drowning while canoe sank in Lake District; terrifying scramble across Dartmoor pursued by rabies-infested mongrel; and boat chase denouement in North East fishing village of Hopeman.