PERRY MASON fancies a bit of a rest and decides to serve out the rest of his ‘tec tenure in a mobile commode. Bevy of beauties on hand to wheel him hither and thither, including a startling-coiffured BARBARA ANDERSON and demure ELIZABETH BAUR. Demanded bachelor pad upstairs in the local police pound for accessibility reasons (30 years ahead of his time!). DON MITCHELL did the donkey work, an ex-felon “tamed” by the ‘Side’s gentle manner and sage words. Indeed, titular metal-monikered sleuth came to exhibit many a “mellow” side when facing slew of counterculture cretins with long hair and loud clothes. All told, assuredly creaky affairs in need of some WD40.