YOU ARE HERE. Mayall, Edmondson, French, Saunders, Coltrane, Richardson, Sayle and Allen piss about on a grand scale. In order: FIVE GO MAD IN DORSET (“Blah blah blah”); WAR (“Pot of tea for four, please!”); THE BEAT GENERATION (black and white wankery); BAD NEWS TOUR (“For you, and you, and you, and you”); SUMMER SCHOOL (too much Dawn French); FIVE GO MAD ON MESCALIN (“You like that, don’t you, Timmy?”); DIRTY MOVIE (lobster gets run over); SUSIE (pass); A FISTFUL OF TRAVELLERS CHEQUES (“No soft toilet papers in Hotel Bastardos!”); GINO – FULL STORY AND PICS (that rarest of beasts: a decent Keith Allen turn!); EDDIE MONSOON – A LIFE? (“Plipetty Plop, and Flippety Flop…”); SLAGS (er); CONSUELA (yet more too much Dawn French); PRIVATE ENTERPRISE (shit – literally); THE STRIKE (oranges); MORE BAD NEWS (Donington Rock Festival); MR JOLLY LIVES NEXT DOOR (“Nicholas bloody Parsons!”); THE YOB (that commonest of beasts: a crap Keith Allen turn); DIDN’T YOU KILL MY BROTHER? (“Tighter than a very tight thing”); FUNSEEKERS (no jokes); SOUTH ATLANTIC RAIDERS (first on BBC2); GLC (Kate Bush soundtrack); OXFORD (shagging in the spires); SPAGHETTI HOOPS (Italian thingy); LES DOGS (arty); RED NOSE OF COURAGE (satire!); THE CRYING GAME (football); WILD TURKEY (Christmas special); DETECTIVES ON THE EDGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN (you’ll have stopped watching by now); SPACE VIRGINS FROM PLANET SEX (you’ll have stopped reading by now); QUEEN OF THE WILD FRONTIER (they really needn’t have bothered); GREGORY – DIARY OF A NUT CASE (sigh); DEMONELLA (ditto); JEALOUSY (last one for ages until…); FOUR MEN IN A CAR (so-so revival on Channel 4); FOUR MEN IN A PLANE (rotten revival of the revival); SEX, ACTUALLY (do you see? No).