BELT-AND-BRACES HORROR business dressed up as child’s fare more to disguise iffy production values more than anything. Eponymous structure is newly occupied by a family (replete with Posh Kids, naturally) who then discover co-habitee is a poltergeist. Sealed rooms, glowing Civil War helmets, ancient skeletons, exorcism, eerie coloured lights and self-activating music boxes ensue. 17th century soldier “comes back to life”, but is quickly put in cupboard. Kids go on local news. The end.