SUNDAY NIGHT past-your-bedtime Nazi/nightclub confection with CAROLYN “DAUGHTER OF JUDGE” PICKLES as real-life Irish hoofer Margaret Kelly who whiled away World War II in Paris presiding over bawdy burlesque house peopled with leggy blondes of stipulation 6ft plus height. Much earnest bicycle riding and opening of giant French internal doors, in-between “artistic” exposure of bare breasts. Madge’s Irish passport conveniently saved her from Nazi arrest every week; other cast not so fortunate. Eventually married Jewish bloke played by PHILLIP SAYER, who had to hide in a loft for the duration. ELIZABETH HURLEY looked in.