"TIME CAME to grow a bit, grow a bit, grow a bit."
PERMANENTLY RAISED eyebrow-enhanced anthology of PG's scribblings
FULL TITLE was, as everyone knows, the unfortunately ironic "Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set And Go Out And...
ANTIPODEAN ANTIQUE no doubt burnt/drowned/disintegrated long ago
EARLY SHOT as cut-out cartoonery from the MR BENN mob
SORRY, THAT title's fooling no-one.
IMPENETRABLE MELODRAMA out of the same school as 1983's THE WATERFALL
WORKMANLIKE DOCO following exploits of several RAF recruits, plucked from daily life just like you and me.
ROTTEN CELLULOID anal marathon
THUNDEROUSLY DREADFUL cat and dog cartoon double-header
XYLOPHONE-WIELDING THREE-NOTE monster
IN BLOODY DEED.
WELL-MEANING (OR not, depending on your allegiances) spin-off from top film Network, about a fictional TV station and all the bribery, baseness,...
RANK SITCOMMAGE from across the pond.
GENERAL STUDIES for kids.
MAMMOTH NIXON rehashing, with JASON ROBARDS as the crooked nutter Richard Monckton (names changed for legal purposes)
BRINY QUASI-SOAP set aboard pretend HMS Hero
ANDESCENTRIC NATURETHON known for much footage of eponymous bird and those two-foot purple centipedes, besides introducing dreaded 80s parping panpipe fad.
ANTIPODEAN SLEUTHING that basically pioneered the entire Aussie film and TV industry.
YET ANOTHER pre-decimal diversion and faithful big screen supporting flick.
ANOTHER LOOK-IN on the "real heroes" of World War Two: the undercover ops, preparing for many a-challenging mission snipping telephone lines and...
CARTOON ADAPTATION of the orridge '60s cartoons by "Graham" about the loveable thinks-out-loud Bassett hound, his nutzo terrier mate and pointy-nosed owner.
AH YES, the old "hard-bitten cop teams up with experimental robot" schtick.
DRIVELLY SCOTTISH funsters MIKE HOPE and ALBIE KEEN
"MALCOLM AND SHELDON, dem fight like puss and dog," explained EDDY "ELECTRIC AVENUE" GRANT'S reggae theme tune to ethnic-com from the pen...
COLONIAL RUMBLINGS up the Khyber Pass as ever-so-keen GARY BOND took time out from wooing ANNE BELL to teach the natives "a...
WELCOME TO the Florida swamps where ambitious politician Fielding Carlyle (MARK HARMON) jousts with his scheming political wife Constance (MORGAN FAIRCHILD in...
CORNBALL COMEDY detective dallyings with a wacky assortment of teenage horror characters, eg teen vampire, teen werewolf, teen mummy (how that worked...
MORE FOAL PLAY, this time by way of a kids equinestravaganza
WUSSES IN leotards leap about on frozen water in name of family entertainment
POST-BLUE PETER green chequered trouser era PETER DUNCAN daredevil portfolio
COMFORTABLE-AS-SLIPPERS UBER-SWISH (summed up by classy brass-led theme) sitcom
STAGE ONE of the long and winding Tarrant.
DON SPENCER puts words into the mouths of two shitty puppet doll things who are continually up to mischief.
NEO-PERRINITE PALAVER penned by David Nobbs
WHO IS THIS SUPER HERO?
DUBBED DOPEY Gallic glove puppetry
An animated detective pooch with a bashed hat and a knackered hunting horn.
DEREK GRIFFITHS at the peak of his powers
IFFY SCOUSE povertycom which earned its spurs by dint of not being BREAD.
SUBLIME SONG-ORIENTED stop motion from PADDINGTON/WOMBLES stable.
THE TYPE of prissy early TV parlour game in which the host was referred to as "Chairman".
UNDERGROUND, OVERGROUND... and oversold during the seventies, if you ask us.
SPRAWLING EDWARDIAN household powerplay
"JUST SOME GOOD OL' BOYS."
SOUTHFORK MAY have been Wogan's favourite Wednesday night residence, but this was his Friday evening fancy and no mistake.
One of those dreary, '70s-originating annual televised events that somehow forgot to stop happening around 1983.
THAT TELL-TALE exclamation mark heralds another patronising educational strand from the Beeb
CHRISTMAS TELLY staple for the entire late seventies