Anne ‘Petticoat Pirates’ Heywood and Sandy ‘Up the Down Staircase’ Dennis enjoy idyllic log cabin life wrestling playfully in the snow, until rugged workman Kier ‘2001’ Dullea turns up. It’s a DH Lawrence adaptation, they added, unnecessarily.

Anne ‘Petticoat Pirates’ Heywood and Sandy ‘Up the Down Staircase’ Dennis enjoy idyllic log cabin life wrestling playfully in the snow, until rugged workman Kier ‘2001’ Dullea turns up. It’s a DH Lawrence adaptation, they added, unnecessarily.