SHHHHH! THERE'S an unmarried mother on the telly!
SPRIGHTLY SPINSTER gets invited to a weekend in the country
THIS BILLING, should you choose to accept it, contains gags only marginally less predictable than the entire sum of this well-worn, endlessly...
FEEBLE HACKERY for JOHN THAW as eponymous investigative journo, filmed immediately after end of THE SWEENEY but stuck on shelf for years...
A multi-racial melting pot, if you will, wherein CHRISTOPHER BLAKE and MURIEL ODUNTON moved in with each other to collective muttering and...
POOR MAN'S PATRICK MOORE and mutton-chopped self-styled potting shed eccentric ROBERT SYMES
LAMENTABLE LOONCOM starring the eternally underwhelming ENN REITEL
STRIKINGLY BAFFLING East European export about a cartoon gibberish-spouting mole and his woodland friends, underthreat from city developers.
ANOTHER EUSTON Road kidcom try-out which ended up going to the distance.
NOT A programme as such, not even something meant to be watched by the likes of a skiving/off sick/study period/can't-be-arsed you and...
A POST-MAGPIE TONY BASTABLE hitched up with JOAN SHENTON to front this "prices"-obsessed, stagflation-busting daytime personal financathon
PETER, DAVY, PETER, MICKY, PETER, MIKE, DAVY and PETER
"IN THE days before Monkey, primal chaos reigned..." You said it.
DAILY MAIL-BOTHERING armchair general-alarming Beeb-bashing yarn
IF WOODSTOCK was a defining moment of the 60s, Montreux had a similar impact on the 80s, but for entirely different reasons.
LOAD-BEARING LEVIATHAN of British comedy
BERGMAN-ESQUE SCANDINAVIAN doommongery...for kids!
MEANDERING MOPERY serving up your usual BBC 70s kids drama courses of period costumers, suggestions of ghosts, evil relations, mystical artefacts and...
SO-SO SAGA of permanently ailing, low budget third moon settlement with a pan-European crew
AGAIN WITH the let's-give-the-kids-something-to-scare-them-shitless.
DOWN-ON-LUCK MODEL (CYBILL SHEPHERD) "discovers" she owns a detective agency run by bigmouth BRUCE WILLIS and decides to join in the sleuthing....
GUITAR-WIELDING WUNDERKIND MIKE AMATT helmed this romp about his titular pet dog Mop and cat Smiff
FORGET RUNNING WILD, their hopeless first foray into television during the 50s.
OVER-LIT, OVER-LOUD and over-egged spin-off
MERCIFULLY SHORT-LIVED spin-off
ONCE MORE unto the whimsy for BERNARD CRIBBINS
DIANA RIGG, looking alarmingly like RONNIE CORBETT, obsesses maternally over her offspring Kit
SIMON O'BRIEN and FIONA LEE FRANCIS hang around in light-coloured jeans and sweat shirts
FIRST OF many tepid try-outs for PENELOPE KEITH as the face of Thames comedy
NUPTIAL-ENDORSING NONSENSE which, were it still running today, David Cameron would've co-opted as party policy within seconds (SATIRE).
"I'LL KEEP it - just to help me remember..."
A FAMILY of crooks - with mirth in mind!
SUDDEN LATE wind for STANLEY BAXTER
INFINITELY CHARMING personality-monikered procession of geometric freaks
DOTTY OVER-THE-HILL eponymous medieval meddler BARNARD HUGHES helps/hinders dopey teen CLARK BRANDON in meddlesome sitcommery ways.
FANTASTICAL NOODLINGS amongst the good folk of the Isle Of Sark
NOT, FORTUITOUSLY, the animated escapades of a rock'n'roll three-chord-trading troubadour
ORANG-UTAN ESCAPES from zoo, accidentally drinks "make me smart" serum and runs for Senate.
BLUFF COVE and Professional Yorkshireman GEOFFREY SMITH is your Geoff Boycott of the allotment
WAS THERE no seminal US TV lovable rogue safe from cartoon enshrinement?
KIDS' MISCELLANY in the slot before NEWS AT ONE.
SUBLIME HERALD of the weekend
MULTI-AWARD WINNING gloves-with-eyes
"WATCH CAREFULLY," intoned ANNEKA RICE
TEA-AND-SLIPPERS SLEUTHERY, best taken over doilies and Darjeeling, if not Lucozade and egg soldiers.
"EVERYWHERE YOU go, everything you see/Someone's saying no - it's a tragedy!"
SEMI-ANIMATED WOULD-BE philosophical musings on life of a green round thing
JONATHAN COHEN and dear old LUCY SKEAPING persist in dividing the class in two
SHUT-EM-UP-AT-THE-BACK SCHOOLATHON singalong symphony
ANOTHER ORIGINAL odd couple.