But what about those particular whiffs or combinations of odours that will forever represent a nasal snort of Creamage?
Any sort of once-ubiquitous food or drink that is now discontinued would, naturally, qualify for inclusion. As such, to avoid ending up with a just a long list of consumerables, it’s probably best to try and identify more non-specific inhalations.
A permanent marker pen in a badly-aeriated classroom
Wet anoraks being left to dry slowly on a half-painted radiator
The fabric of a seat on an overheated pre-Inter-City passenger train
A premature mid-morning waft of that day’s school dinners
The uber-cleanliness reeking inside the entrance of Wilkinson’s
A bander machine going at full pelt
Tobacco inside a cinema
A grubby plastic SMP card
Potent fruit-scented rubbers on the top of pencils