Hello, I’m Norris McWhirter, and I’ve just popped out from a meeting of the Freedom Association to tell you that TV Cream has relaxed its rules about its Spotify playlist.
From now on, certain artists will be allowed more than one song. I’m calling these artists Norris’s Notables. They are people like Paul McCartney, Elton John and David Bowie, who have distinguished themselves in the field of songwriting, and who, like me, have been around a bit and have dubious political affiliations.
You’re welcome to submit others for inclusion in this category.
And if you ever want to know in which country you can find the world’s fastest land mammal – look it up in a fucking book.
outonbluesix
April 7, 2009 at 8:18 am
Norris McWhirterrrrrrr, what is the biggest leeeeeaf?
TV Cream
April 7, 2009 at 9:10 am
Norris says:
“I can’t tell you that, but I do know that the world’s largest pumpkin was grown by Joe Jutras from North Scituate, Rhode Island, and weighed 1,689 pounds. I didn’t know that off the top of my head. I looked it up on the fucking internet. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”
nickelinthemachine
April 7, 2009 at 9:26 am
Amazing picture of Norris, along with Ross
http://www.nickelinthemachine.com/
Lolsworth
April 7, 2009 at 11:43 am
Alright, you big dead right-wing bastard?
Riaz Ali
April 10, 2009 at 10:17 pm
I wrote to Record Breakers once and asked Norris if he could talk a bit faster as that way I didn’t have to wait so long for Ludwig to start.