NEVER-BEFORE-OR-AGAIN CRAZED combination of ERIC SYKES, JOHNNY SPEIGHT and WILLIAM G. STEWART cooked up this unsubtle scattergun where an otherwise ordinary golf course doubled as the last outpost of the Third Reich. Strict door policy, i.e. blue eyes/blond hair Desirable. Swastika flown from the club roof. Women members banned. And so it went on, with predictable regions-up-in-arms mutterings (Anglia, TSW and others pulled it half way through). Only Central made the distance, but real crime was, as ever, failure to realise sum of notable parts. And to be funny.