By Don Haworth. A pleasant hotel restaurant is disrupted by “nice, affable gobblers” the Porters, who proceed to gorge themselves on everything in the menu, much to the disgust of fellow diners, in bizarre ways (throwing bread rolls to each other over the soup course a la relay runners). With Nigel Hawthorne, Harold Goodwin and, as Mr. P, Christopher Benjamin, familiar to children watching from the “Hubba hubba yum yum” Quaker Harvest Crunch ads.
