BASIC ALPHABET and sentence tuition
WELL-REMEMBERED if pretentiously-titled Gallic historicals.
Take Rod Hull, a fake plastic arm, a bit of Goodies slapstick here, a bit of Python media parody there, and a...
ON-THE-ROAD CB-RELATED crimefighters employing a truck and a helicopter to get their "man".
IN SOME vague future, Earth was defended from aliens by a kerazee team of helmet-and-cape sporting animated types calling themselves G-Force.
SHORT ANIMATED series of Czech extraction
SUNDAY TEATIMERY featuring KEITH CHEGWIN and future squeeze MAGGIE PHILBIN visiting places of interest in a GO WITH NOAKES kind of way,...
THE EDGAR MICE-BURROWS (according to the Ed "Stewpot" Stewart annual) story subject to the usual Filmation cut 'n' paste treatment.
THICKO TARZAN-ALIKE and his well-spoken English gorilla chum ("Somebody within stone's throw again!") do the usual crap Jay Ward wisecrackery.
#714 IN LIST OF extinct erstwhile 1970s species: the rock musical.
UNRULY AND indeed unwelcome animated argy-bargy from America ripping off ROWAN AND MARTIN'S LAUGH-IN stock gimmicky
STRIKINGLY BAFFLING East European export about a cartoon gibberish-spouting mole and his woodland friends, underthreat from city developers.
AGAIN WITH the adding
SQUIRE DENIS of NORDEN helmed this assortment of archive clippage
STULTIFYING SUMMER holiday morning yawnathon for inner city tykes
MASTERFUL FIVE-MINUTER, often trundled out in the hallowed pre-NATIONWIDE slot, featuring an ovoid eggy jewel thing out of which "things" came
NO RELATION to the above, here was some other Lynn, hailing from the Tyne-Tees weatherbeat
ATTEMPTING TO stretch his musical scope beyond ol' Durham town, ROGER WHITTAKER sang and hosted this lunchtime music'n'quiz engagement
EARNEST TEEN magazine of the kind that multiplied around the late 70s
AND SO WE REACH the bottom of Hanna-Barbera's beleagued barrel.
NOVELTY BASKETBALL bunch with annoying whistley theme tune do battle with basketball-playing robots, or something.
SORRY, THAT title's fooling no-one.
UPMARKET RIDDLE-ME-REE business doled out in weekly 45 minute doses.
CARTOON ADAPTATION of the orridge '60s cartoons by "Graham" about the loveable thinks-out-loud Bassett hound, his nutzo terrier mate and pointy-nosed owner.
MORE FOAL PLAY, this time by way of a kids equinestravaganza
WUSSES IN leotards leap about on frozen water in name of family entertainment
BIG FUCK-OFF bran tub of real-life disasters
ROTTEN COMEDIC perambulations by CHRIS HARRIS
One of those dreary, '70s-originating annual televised events that somehow forgot to stop happening around 1983.
ENDLESSLY REPEATED French animation epic purporting to make plain the workings of the human body through cheery-faced cartoonery.
FAR-FETCHED, FURTHER-FLUNG one-off snubbed by evil bastard US networks.
EVER-CHANGING TITLE of sub-religious "Why can't we all just get along?"-ery in the form of a kindly bearded man in a studio...
NOW THIS is what we call obscure.
PAPERFOLDY SHOW similar to the later ART OF...
VERY MUCH old school cod liver oil-esque educationalism with doddery old ventriloquist TERRY HALL and eponymous mangy cat, both of who had...
EARTHY ATTEMPT to popularise earthy Professional Northern earthiness
POOOOOOWWWEEEEEEE! MINIMALIST single rising tone theme heralded start of this minimalist hands-only-visible chemistry show.
MORE PASTIME hard sell, here taking the shape of a giant castor oil dose of "home activities" comprising gardening, DIY, cooking and...
POSH FEMALE aristo gets lost in overgrown shrubbery, goes sub-Tarzan native and befriends jaguar called Ghost.
JAMIE (OSMONDS blow-wave and flared turn-ups) and his dog, Wordsworth (Norfolk accent and woolly hat) are tucked in one peaceful suburban night...
WITTILY TITLED Sunday morning sub-continent news magazine.
NIGHTMARE-INDUCING PRODUCTION, shown to kids in school assemblies to learn them of the dangers of arseing about with dangerous farming equipment.
YOU NEEDN'T have bothered.
ROY KINNEAR was your jovial accident-prone street sweeper in one of those 1970s silents in the PLANK/RHUBARB mould.
AMIABLE ENOUGH cartoon serial about a bowler-hatted, moustachioed detective (and some sort of police constable sidekick).