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Jaws 3-D (call it by the name you gave it, Hollywood!)

Unlikely son of Roy Scheider Dennis ‘Enemy Mine’ Quaid teams up with Sea Life Centre owner Louis ‘Enemy Mine’ Gosset Jr to blow up some more sharks, ably assisted by Neil off of Family Ties and Manimal. Legend has it that this started life as a laboured pisstake of the two previous films, but somewhere along the line the actual gags were cut out, leaving just a very bad straight shark film. Still, sweet wrappers at the ready! Oh, they’re not showing that print, are they?

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