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No, not the hard-boiled George C Scott vs. porn barons drama. It’s the ’70s tits-‘n’-sitcom-veterans parade, starring dreary ‘cult’ porn star Fiona Richmond, Anthony ‘Artemis ’81’ Steel, Victor ‘Take My Wife’ Spinetti, Graham Stark, a Britannia Hospital double of Malcolm MacDowell and Graham Crowden, Linda ‘Hi De Hi’ Regan, Harry H. ‘would that I could do ‘im in oils’ Corbett and Adam ‘Yes, Robin! The Metro!’ West.



  1. Droogie

    September 27, 2021 at 2:06 am

    Remember watching this tacky film during the early days of Channel 5 when they’d show a 70’s soft core sex comedy on Friday nights. Malcolm McDowell is nowhere to be seen in this! Maybe TVC means the character actor Donald Sumpter instead? He’s not exactly a McDowell lookalike, but does at least have longish hair in this before his later bald skeletal look.

  2. George White

    September 27, 2021 at 9:14 am

    Sumpter is more a Terence Stamp lookeylikey, but while Stamp and MacDowell have merged slowly into one over the years, Sumpter doesn’t look anything like Malc.
    plus Adam West isn’t THAT one.

  3. Droogie

    September 27, 2021 at 6:20 pm

    @ George White I always thought how interesting Ewan McGregor and Marc Warren both really look like the younger McDowell without looking like each other.

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