SO-SO SAGA of permanently ailing, low budget third moon settlement with a pan-European crew
AGAIN WITH the let's-give-the-kids-something-to-scare-them-shitless.
DOWN-ON-LUCK MODEL (CYBILL SHEPHERD) "discovers" she owns a detective agency run by bigmouth BRUCE WILLIS and decides to join in the sleuthing....
GUITAR-WIELDING WUNDERKIND MIKE AMATT helmed this romp about his titular pet dog Mop and cat Smiff
FORGET RUNNING WILD, their hopeless first foray into television during the 50s.
OVER-LIT, OVER-LOUD and over-egged spin-off
MERCIFULLY SHORT-LIVED spin-off
ONCE MORE unto the whimsy for BERNARD CRIBBINS
DIANA RIGG, looking alarmingly like RONNIE CORBETT, obsesses maternally over her offspring Kit
SIMON O'BRIEN and FIONA LEE FRANCIS hang around in light-coloured jeans and sweat shirts
FIRST OF many tepid try-outs for PENELOPE KEITH as the face of Thames comedy
NUPTIAL-ENDORSING NONSENSE which, were it still running today, David Cameron would've co-opted as party policy within seconds (SATIRE).
"I'LL KEEP it - just to help me remember..."
A FAMILY of crooks - with mirth in mind!
SUDDEN LATE wind for STANLEY BAXTER
INFINITELY CHARMING personality-monikered procession of geometric freaks
DOTTY OVER-THE-HILL eponymous medieval meddler BARNARD HUGHES helps/hinders dopey teen CLARK BRANDON in meddlesome sitcommery ways.
FANTASTICAL NOODLINGS amongst the good folk of the Isle Of Sark
NOT, FORTUITOUSLY, the animated escapades of a rock'n'roll three-chord-trading troubadour
ORANG-UTAN ESCAPES from zoo, accidentally drinks "make me smart" serum and runs for Senate.
BLUFF COVE and Professional Yorkshireman GEOFFREY SMITH is your Geoff Boycott of the allotment
WAS THERE no seminal US TV lovable rogue safe from cartoon enshrinement?
KIDS' MISCELLANY in the slot before NEWS AT ONE.
SUBLIME HERALD of the weekend
MULTI-AWARD WINNING gloves-with-eyes
"WATCH CAREFULLY," intoned ANNEKA RICE
TEA-AND-SLIPPERS SLEUTHERY, best taken over doilies and Darjeeling, if not Lucozade and egg soldiers.
"EVERYWHERE YOU go, everything you see/Someone's saying no - it's a tragedy!"
SEMI-ANIMATED WOULD-BE philosophical musings on life of a green round thing
JONATHAN COHEN and dear old LUCY SKEAPING persist in dividing the class in two
SHUT-EM-UP-AT-THE-BACK SCHOOLATHON singalong symphony
ANOTHER ORIGINAL odd couple.
"OR RATHER, your music" as the late FRANK MUIR would have it.
DROWSY DOMESTIC yankcom sitcom
YET ANOTHER Spanish speciality served up over here in something like one thousands parts