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TV Cream’s Puzzle Trail: Clue 18

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The square you need to cross off your Puzzle Trail map today involves a bit of semantic chicanery, courtesy of the late and limescented Frank Muir:

CLUE 18

“Dear reader, let me share with you a short lesson I learned when in the employ of dear old Auntie BBC.

I once got into a terrible stew when arranging to meet with my dear friend Joan Bakewell for a spot of lunch.

I arrived early at the restaurant – the 300 Spartans on Shepherd’s Bush Green – and informed the head waiter that my dining companion was on her way.

“Oh?” he sniffed. “Where from?”

“BBC Television Centre,” I replied.

“How could they have done, she’s not here yet,” said the waiter.

“I’m sorry?” I responded, a little perplexed. “I know she’s not here yet, that’s what I told you.”

“So where is she?”

“BBC Television Centre.”

“No they haven’t!”

Thus our conversation continued rather circuitously. Finally I realised the source of the misunderstanding. Or perhaps in the head waiter’s case, the sauce of the misunderstanding, for he was clearly three sheets to the wind.

I vowed to choose my words a little more carefully in future.

And as such I warn you on your puzzle trail that, quite simply, you should steer well clear of the centre.

Or rather, the CENTRE.

Good night and god bless.”

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Jake Thackray and Songs

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LANKY LACONIC Yorkshire yokel gets long-overdue opportunity for his own headlining effort outside natural habit of the ‘guest slot’. A regular sight in the musical bits of TV shows since the mid-sixties, droll folker Thackray was much beloved of audiences due to a winning combination of risque wordplay, broad social lampoonery, deft deployment of ‘thicko’ linguistic inflections, athletic feats of circumlocution, translations from the original Brassens, simultaneously highbrow and lowbrow puns, and, of course, that hangdog expression and browbeaten ‘everyman’ persona. Jake Thackray & Songs involved him performing a handful of numbers each week to an audience-ful of racuous guffawers, with rambling witty introductions which – it has to be said – were often longer than the songs themselves, while hardcore folkie pals like Maddy Prior and Alex Glasgow turned up to inject a note of more straight-faced torah-lorah-ing. Frank-talking racism satire One Of Them and abundant use of the obvious profanity in boss-berating The Bull got a few mouth-frothing letters catapulted Points Of View-wards, but apart from that it was a straightforward stroll through your Family Trees, your Brother Gorillas, your Poor Sods, your Country Buses, your Castleford Ladies’ Magic Circles and all the other favourites, and it doesn’t come much better than that.

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