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Omen, The

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Of all horror films made in the 1970s the most successful, certainly the most famous, are The Exorcist (1973) and The Omen (1976). But while the former basks in the reflected glory of being the scariest picture ever made – with no proper explanation ever given or deemed necessary – the latter is largely dismissed as bubblegum pap, Hollywood schlock horror bearing no comparison to its respected predecessor. But look more closely at The Exorcist and it soon becomes apparent that the silver sheen is the cheap flash of EPNS, while that comforting glow emanating from The Omen is glorious 24 carat gold.

The fact is, The Omen is miles better than The Exorcist. The legend that’s grown up around William Friedkin’s child-possession fable is more myth than anything else. Richard Donner’s fantastic fable of apocalyptic prophesy deserves all the praise that can be shovelled upon it. While The Exorcist has had the benefit of being banned from release for a long period, building up people’s expectations of it and and therefore a totally understandable deduction that it therefore must be really, really scary, The Omen has plodded on entirely under its own steam.

Sprout! Grout!

Nostalgia plays its part too. Memories of teenage nights huddled around a hired telly with a tenth generation copy of The Exorcist playing through a top-loading Videostar and appearing on screen through more snow than is usually visible on a documentary about weather patterns in the Arctic adds massively to the appeal. Anyone who wanted to see The Omen only had to wait long enough for it to crop up on telly. When The Exorcist went back on general release and the snow lifted, it transpired it was never that good to begin with. Only lovers of American period furniture could ever be scared by the goings on in the bedroom of little Regan. And while there are some people who find the sight and sound of a teenage girl with bad skin and lank hair and a speaking voice tempered by forty Capstan Full Strength, most have seen worse hanging around city centre bus stops on a Saturday night.

But The Omen is quite, quite different. Permeated from start to finish with a marvellous air of dread, it draws the audience in by setting the most pertinent action in comfortably normal situations – hospitals, churches, parks, offices – but then distorts them just enough to keep them recognisably real, but horribly so. All of the most diabolical incidents in The Omen take place in the most ordinary of settings. Lee Remick is finally offed in her hospital room, her last sight (prior to the roof of the ambulance below) being, unfortunately, her dreadful nylon bed jacket. Billie Whitelaw is dispatched to hell from her kitchen. And when Gregory Peck finally cashes in his chips, it’s at the hands of a policeman acting in the name of the law rather than a slavering apostate of hell. Though the difference between the two rather depends on your opinion of the police.

Trout! Look out!

The most famous exit for any of the leading characters is that of David Warner, Peck’s photographic sidekick during the investigation into little Damian’s real identity. What makes Warner’s eventual demise doubly shocking is that it doesn’t take place in the hugely creepy catacombs he and Peck visit immediately beforehand, in order to receive instruction from the similarly hugely creepy Leo McKern into how to teach Damian a lesson he’ll never forget. Donner’s too clever for that. He allows Peck, Warner and the audience to leave the claustrophobic atmosphere of the underground caverns and breathe a sigh of relief in the sunny afternoon, only for Warner to be decapitated by sheet of glass slid off the back of a runaway truck escaping from a building site presumably not in possession of the necessary Health and Safety certificates. The effect of what would already have been a shocking death is therefore massively increased and comes as far more of a jolt than Freidkin’s surly teenager could ever manage by ralphing up some pea and ham.

The demonic execution of the priest played by Patrick Troughton is a little different. Being skewered by his own church’s lightning rod may count as the most ironic end to a character in cinema history, but hardly the most shockingly realistic. But Troughton’s character, necessary for some brilliantly histrionic exposition, is probably the most hysterical and extreme in the whole film – his eye-rolling delivery of the famous, ‘When the Jews return to Zion…’ passage from the imaginary book of Hebron is one of the film’s highlights – and makes Billie Whitelaw’s Satanic nanny seem like a model demonstration of The Method. So a suitably demonstrative destruction was required and doesn’t jar.

The Exorcist is quite different. The level of mania surrounding the possession is no more than cartoonish in its realisation. Tellingly, the most successful moments of the film involve the all too real medical procedures carried out on Regan, possessed by a demon with the voice of Wolfman Jack and the skin tone of Derek Jameson, and the fantastically terrifying ethnic music listened to by Father Karras’ mother on a tiny radio. The rest is just pantomime.

Smout! Bout! (Of, um, violence)

Most of the performances in The Omen might also be described as one-note. Lee Remick isn’t really required to do much, an expectation she lives up to spectacularly well. Even supporting actor stalwarts Bruce Boa and Julian Glover don’t add much, though they scarcely get the opportunity. Accusations are forever being levelled at the portrayal of Robert Thorn, the US Ambassador and adoptive father of juvenile antichrist Damian, on the part of Gregory Peck. Too wooden, it’s said, too conservative. Ambassadors aren’t known, however, for their sense of gregarious élan, with probably only Shirley Temple Black standing as the only one in the history of the State Department who could have carried off a decent anecdote. So Peck’s decidedly wooden performance is as accurate as any would ever get, at least in a tale of demonic possession.

The Exorcist trades on the rather silly precept that it’s in some way based on an actual series of events, as described in the book by William Peter Blatty on which the film is based. But as the Coen Brothers showed by falsely claiming that their Fargo (1996) was based on a real life incident and watching the alarm that built up on the part of the audience, such a claim is incredibly easy to make and the attendant fuss is hardly ever justified. The only thing The Omen ever claimed to be was silly, fun and scary. A mission it accomplished with frightening ease.

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Thriller

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A SUPERLATIVE anthology of hour-long suspenseful playlets about well-tailored middle class types methodically doing each other in, THRILLER was a textbook example of straightforward, unpretentious telly drama doing its job to perfection. Mastermind BRIAN CLEMENS conceived and wrote most of the six series: forty three stories of suspense and horror, sometimes with supernatural overtones, often with an American guest star on the books for export purposes, always with plenty of plot twists.

The pre-title sequences were reassuringly formulaic, setting the tone for each week’s dose of macabre happenings in, more often than not, a superficially cosy remote provincial setting.. A charming cottage was seen being cased by a sinister type in a Gabardine coat, or maybe a flashy TR7 would pull into the driveway of a well-appointed country house, arousing the suspicions of the gardener. Something was clearly afoot. Then came the credits, a blood-tinged fish-eye lens title sequence with jarring musical chords, signalling ‘suspense’ in no uncertain terms. Corny episode titles belied the finely-tooled drama they would herald. ‘The Eyes Have It’ was a case in point: a daft pun introducing a largely silent, almost unbearably suspenseful tale of blind medical students (including DENNIS WATERMAN and SINEAD CUSACK) thwarting PETER VAUGHAN’s gang of taciturn terrorists. Elsewhere, the likes of ‘Murder in Mind’ and ‘K is for Killing’ served up exactly what they promised, and needless to say, if Clemens could bodge up a title by working the word ‘scream’ into a well-known expression, he did.

Primark Hitchcock it might have been, but the suspense was well-made for all that. Essentially, the series toyed with clichés. Young married couple freshly moved into mysterious rural location, stranger turning up who may not be all he seems, unidentified killer on the loose etc. It was the masterly variations and wrong-footings wrought from these familiar scenarios that made the programmes riveting, even when acting and production values started to exhibit the tell-tale signs of mid-series sag. Quite often, however, there were great performances, both from name actors (witness DIANA DORS’s sinister country nurse, ‘taking care’ of a bed-ridden American diplomat’s daughter in ‘Nurse Will Make It Better’) and those yet to find fame, particularly one that stops everyone in their tracks, HELEN MIRREN as the potential victim (or – ahem – is she?) of serial wife-knobbler MICHAEL JAYSTON in ‘A Coffin for the Bride’. DINSDALE LANDEN’s turn as suave private eye Matthew Earp was so popular he became the series’ only recurring character, when he was brought back for a second episode. When everything came together, as with the endless double-crosses and revelations and a brilliant cast led by PETER BOWLES in ‘The Double Kill’, you couldn’t ask for a better way to pass an hour of prime time.

This was, as you might expect, a very early ’70s kind of intrigue. Try and play a postmodern drinking game, quaffing along with the hero, or taking a sip every time a detective is seen entering a living room refracted in a crystal decanter, or a white shag-pile carpet is stained crimson with blood, or an anonymous black-gloved hand picks up a telephone receiver and slowly dials a very long number, or a blonde American in a trouser suit merrily announces that she’s ‘new in town’ and you’ll be under the glass coffee table before the first victim. And, quite frankly, serves you right. The show signalled its era in other ways: ‘If It’s a Man, Hang Up’ had Clemens’ stock glamorous soubrette-in-peril (more often than not called ‘Suzy’, the significance of which remains a mystery) menaced by an unknown stalker leaving threatening messages on a big, clunky old telephone answering machine. One of the main things mitigating against any modern revival of the programme is the number of plots that revolve around young women not being able to get to a phone box in time, or killers cutting the phone lines to a remote country cottage. In that sense, as well as that of the many swish glass-’n'-chrome bachelor pads dreamt up by the set designers, this is period drama.

They weren’t wall-to-wall classics. Each of the six seasons served up a couple of makeweights and duffers. (As a rule, seasons three and four were the closest to perfection, while five and six became increasingly silly.) ‘File It Under Fear’ was a library-oriented serial kill-in which had JOHN LE MESURIER, JAN FRANCIS and MAUREEN LIPMAN to play with among others, but still fumbled its chance, while mystical entry ‘Someone at the Top of the Stairs’ was fantastic for forty minutes, then ran smack into one of those tediously long-winded explanatory denouements that plague so much bad telefantasy, even if the masterly DAVID DE KEYSER was delivering it (with his fingers placed on the tip of his chin just so). At the very bottom of the pile, ‘Murder Motel’s daffy PSYCHO homage, despite the appropriately-cast RALPH BATES, stank the place out.

Even in otherwise grand entries, Clemens’ unabashed disregard for research (particularly his habit of just sort of guessing what the police might decide to do) got the goat of the more pernickety viewer, along with the inevitable ‘yes, but what about..?’s and ‘hang on, why didn’t she just..?’s that always plague the best laid plots of Agathas and Roalds. Oh, and the dialogue, with the possible exception of one or two Matthew Earp bon mots, never rose, or even aimed above speakable. But even when it was unspeakable, even when the plots were riddled with inconsistencies, and even when the entire set-up seemed like a dead goose from the off (“there’s this professor of Pavlovian psychology, right, and he’s trained some murderous psychos as his servants, and he invites some young students to dinner…”) the twists, turns and sheer gusto of the whole thing kept your attention front and centre, niggling doubts only edging their way in as the end credits wound to a close. Which, Clemens would argue, was his job done.

One thing that initially puts off the modern viewer is Thriller’s directorial style, which, if it could be said to exist at all was very much the old school approach: four days in the studio, one day on location, bash it out, onto the next one. What would nowadays be considered glacial pacing (the long, deliberate tracking shot across an empty room accompanied by sinister oboe cadence was something of a motif, for instance) was integral to the atmosphere. Rather than cut rapidly from shot to shot, the direction took its time, almost taunting the viewer with its creeping progress. When all the other elements were working, a vivid sense of foreboding was the result. Lew Grade’s ITC hired a roster of big names and gave the scripts relatively lavish treatment, but, being mainly studio-bound, with a couple of sets (all of them meticulously dressed, with nary a wobbling column in sight) and a minimal amount of location filming, they look visually primitive these days. However, this simplicity had the virtue of putting the emphasis firmly on script and action, in lieu of fancy camera angles. In fact, the technical limitations had an atmosphere all of their own: the videotaped interiors were claustrophobic and tense, while the grainy, overcast countryside film inserts looked like they could be hiding untold menaces.

Various ITV series followed in kind – the supernatural ARMCHAIR THRILLER and HAMMER HOUSE OF HORROR, and the twist-happy TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED, which was the one that ran off with all the nostalgia value, more through being repeated a lot during ITV strikes than anything else – but for sheer no-nonsense cliffhanging effect, nothing beats the original.

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Rise And Rise Of Michael Rimmer, The

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1970, and voters face an unedifying choice between a tired old Labour government and a slightly prannyish Tory challenger in a political climate that’s fast becoming 99% froth. The time seems right for Peter Cook, John Cleese, Graham Chapman and director Kevin Billington to lift the British political satire out of its comfy old constituencies of class war and union bashing and cock a snook at the emerging cult of the opinion pollster.

Cook, as the titular mercurial time and motion man, enters the ineptly run Fairbairn advertising agency literally from nowhere, and starts shaking up the complacent staff by standing about in the gents with a clipboard. The slug-abed likes of John Cleese and Arthur Lowe don’t take well to their comfy routine of in-office ballroom dancing and test match viewing being interrupted by pesky efficiency, but when the company starts actually showing some signs of success (through a pornographic TV campaign for Olde English humbugs) Rimmer leapfrogs them with ease and sets about establishing opinion poll dominance for the firm by nobbling Denholm Elliott’s rival firm as they survey the religious propensities of the folk of Nuneaton. (Result: 42% Buddhist.)

From then it’s a small matter to nobble politics itself, manipulating both Labour and Conservatives from the sidelines, joining the latter himself and rising through the ranks to high office. There, Rimmer unveils his masterstroke: the introduction of hourly compulsory electronic voting for the populace on every single policy issue, after which he just sits back and waits for the people, sick of their lives being interrupted by the flashing red light on the front room voting terminal, to beg him to form a dictatorship and make all the pesky democracy stop.

As a Well Made Film it stinks – sketch follows sketch with little regard for shape, characters are paper-thin and drop out of the action as soon as their satirical point’s been made – but for sheer prescience (not least predicting the surprise 1970 Tory election victory – sadly the distributors got cold feet and held off releasing it until after the poll) it’s in a class of its own. Bits of business come thick and fast, and some are great: the slapstick sabotaging of a live Party Political broadcast, some overexcited ‘big desk’ election night coverage, and a high tech defence system straight out of Thunderbirds. As you’d expect, an endless succession of acting stalwarts parade before the camera, many of them great fun. Arthur Lowe’s bumbling advertising placeman and Denholm Elliott’s unscrupulous Peter Niss are excellent, as are Ronald Fraser, channeling Ted Heath via Harold MacMillan as the easily-led over-emotional ‘compassionate’ conservative leader and George A Cooper as the Wilsonian pipe-smoking, fireside-chatting, smugly insincere Labour chief.

Elsewhere, topical cameos about: Graham Crowden’s agnostic bishop is a take on the infamously doubting Bishop of Woolwich; Jerry Ram’s bent far-left activist Ranjit X takes the piss out of Tariq Ali; Ronald Culver’s fuming racist (“Are we mad??”) is Enoch Powell to a tee, and Harold Pinter’s supercilious chat show host Steven Hench could be taken for a David Frost parody, if Rimmer himself wasn’t so clearly an embodiment of Frostie’s rise-without-trace, from Cook’s blank-eyed offensive charm, through a decidedly Frostesque VIP breakfast party at London Zoo, right up to an uncannily accurate recreation of his modish front room (brave stuff, considering Frost’s Paradine Films initiated the project in the first place).

It’s very much one of those bitty, slightly flaky 1970s British comedy films, to be sure, but unlike, say, Rentadick, there are some sharp ideas and great lines among the shapeless mass of random incidents and cameoing comedians. And it’s the only film where Cook’s much debated acting ability is matched to his role: he glides through the film as if on castors, while everyone around him knocks themselves out. Just like Rimmer himself, he bakes his own cake and eats it, backed by a brilliantly swinging theme tune from John ‘Psychomania‘ Cameron. Super!

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Churchill’s People

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“OI, CHURCHILL! Can you save me money on my quality drama output?” It must have seemed like a sure-fire prestige dramatic endeavour at the time. Nip out to the library, fetch down the whopping four-volume History of the English-Speaking Peoples that Winston Churchill dashed off single-handed (taking a brief comfort break to doff Hitler on the napper), dish out the various historical lessons contained therein to the best writers, directors and actors the Corporation can scare up, add lashings of period pomp and classy costumery, sit back and wait for the pools jackpot of posterity which will surely be yours.

It didn’t quite work out like that, of course. Adapting Winnie’s wonderful wodge of text was a nightmare. Quite apart from the fact that the book, understandably, came loaded with the sort of pro-American, pro-Empire Tory agreeableness that didn’t sit too well with your average crypto-Trot BBC drama operative of the time, it was a bloody dry read, chock full of the requisite details of kings, battles and political upheavals, but a bit light on memorable characters, thrilling incident and snappy dialogue.

So it was up to the adapters to provide these themselves. The results… varied. Though never very far into the ‘any good’ bracket. You can’t blame the writers that much: you try capturing the end of the Bronze Age in fifty minutes of prime-time telly. The People team scrabbled round for ways to make Winnie’s lofty overview resonate with the common man. Having Arthur Lowe play a Celtic barber picking up news of the spread of European Christianity was the sort of thing the early episodes came up with. Dialogue was either of the over-explanatory type (characters telling each other who they were, who their ancestors were, what they’d just done, what they were about to do, what year it was etc.) or packed with comedy anachronisms (Danish Invader: “I’ll smash your face in!”)

Still, BAFTAs have found themselves hanging out of worse than that. What really caused the concept to cark was money. The enterprise was conceived by Head of Plays Gerald Savory (later to become notorious as the arbitrary wiper of much classic drama – funnily enough, all 26 episodes of Churchill’s People are very much still with us) in the heady days of early 1973. The Beeb was booming, drama was going from strength to strength, and to top it all those nice American chappies at Time-Life had offered a little cash help with a new prestige series. Savory made the necessary phone calls, gathered his team, and set the wheels in motion for six months’ worth of lavish epic storytelling.

Then: the oil crisis! In short order, there was a lot less of everything. Especially BBC TV. Still, as Kenneth Williams noted in another classic historical epic, the British are used to cuts, and Savory pressed on undaunted. Everyone indoors! “You can put forty extras wisely in a studio and make them look effective,” he assured the viewers. True, but if you’re not careful they can come out looking like a handful of blokes covered in imitation goatskin milling aimlessly about waiting for the pubs to open. Visually the whole show was touched by the hand of cod. Costumes stood up by themselves, boulders suspiciously lacked inertia when shifted, and primeval fog spewed from barely concealed nozzles over perfectly flat Scottish heaths. The look was supposed to be black cloth austerity stylisation, but there’s no hiding the fact that the concrete floor of studio one is the concrete floor of studio one, no matter how much straw you bung over it. Critics compared the threadbare results to a schools programme – no small insult to the accomplished shoestring recreations of How We Used to Live.

To put the old tin lid on it, the series opened with the least crowd-pleasing fifty minutes of prime time drama ever broadcast. Picking David ‘Penda’s Fen‘ Rudkin, obscurantist weirdbeard pagan expert, to sketch the goings on in 43AD was a courageous choice for BBC1 to say the least. His offering of primitive grunts, long passages of Latin, ritual disembowellings and that all-purpose symbol of edgy 1970s classical drama, loads of severed rubber hands, may have been as historically accurate as the room-size remnants of butcher’s grass and Boots No 7 woad would allow, but it acted like syrup of figs on the ratings. By the time they got round to signing Magna Carta, Alasdair Milne decided enough was enough, and turfed Winston’s chums out of their 9.25 Monday fastness into an ever-changing post-10PM graveyard, parachuting Kojak in to take up the slack. The series did, in fairness, calm down a bit when more recent periods were tackled by less wayward writers (including Roger Woddis on the Wars of the Roses!) but who would ever know? The show crawled on in painful obscurity up to the Peterloo massacre, then quietly fell off the air with nary a polite cough to mark its passing.

Mind you, it’s not without unintentional interest, featuring as it did absolutely everyone who was available for work at the time. Where else could you see Dennis Waterman as King Harold? Fulton Mackay and Michael Sheard as archbishops? Arthur Mullard and Rita Webb speculating on the South Sea Bubble? Or Rodney Bewes colonising the subcontinent? For that alone, it was surely worth both pennies.

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Alfred the Great

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“Yes, I’m mainly known for my roles in films such as Blow Up, but I am also a quite accomplished television director, with the likes of Magnum PI, The A-Team, Quantum… oh my God! The cakes!” David Hemmings is the unlikely Wantage baking failure, up against invading Viking Michael York. Michael York? Also donning gowns and woad – Ian “My action figure’s got bloody long johns on underneath!” McKellen, Peter “‘ere I am, JH” Vaughan, Julian ‘Scaroth, last of the Jagaroth’ Glover (playing a character called Shrdlu, according to the IMDb, which we always thought was a way of signalling a typo in old mechanical printing presses – hence “Gobfrey Shrdlu” in Denys Parsons’ old collections of amusing newspaper misprints – thus raising a few questions about the modernity of the IMDb’s equipment), Christopher “smell the glove” Timothy, Barry ‘Mind Your Language’ Evans and Henry ‘Arthur Sultan’ Woolf.

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By the Sword Divided

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STANDARD ISSUE fresh faced, well-scrubbed and posh sounding family is “torn apart” by the English Civil War. Endless hamfest of a Sunday evening. DAVID ARCHER was up front. Likes of JULIAN GLOVER, ROBERT STEPHENS and GARETH THOMAS buckled their swashes along the way.

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