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BBC Television Shakespeare, The

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HERE WAS a prime cut of your actual Public Service Broadcasting with a capital “p”, illuminated in red with a filigreed gold border on the finest vellum WH Smith’s could supply. All 37 of Big Willie’s plays were to be filmed (actually, taped in the studio for the most part), largely uncut, with the best actors the Corporation could lay their hands on, forming an authoritative record of the finest English drama and preserving the classic canon for the ages. Cedric Messina, the bumptious producer-at-large who helmed the Beeb’s Chekhov-by-the-yard heritage drama stalwart Play of the Month, was the man in charge. Monetary support came courtesy of several American institutions, including Exxon and Time-Life (who’d helped the Beeb out with previous heritage drama flagship Churchill’s People, although they didn’t like to talk about it). But the cash came with strings attached. The Yanks, typically, took our historic literature very seriously (possibly due to not having much of their own), so they wanted this series done properly. And properly meant as trad-as-you-please. So, right, no setting the plays in the future, or in space, or on trapezes, or in modern day Lebanon, or in the mind of a mentally challenged eight year old homeless girl on the Fall’s Road. We want spears, we want castles, we want codpieces. And we want them Tuesday.

And this was what BBC2 and PBS viewers got. At least, initially. Wisely deciding not to screen the plays in chonological order (which would have meant opening with limb-hacking miseryfest Titus Andronicus, not a very good gambit for a Sunday evening prestige drama), they kicked off with a nice, traditional, mild cheddar adaptation of Romeo and Juliet. Some of what followed was better, some worse, a fair bit just as dull. The whole affair looked like it was going to play out in this respectful but unremarkable fashion, and critics cocked a snook (the best snook, as ever, belonged to Clive James, who dubbed the whole hubristic enterprise the ‘Bardathon’). But two years in, the creaking vessel was shaken up as Messina was replaced on the bridge by everyone’s favourite magpie intellectual, Jonathan Miller. Getting in a fresh load of directors and technical types, as well as getting his hands dirty himself, Miller pushed the ‘trad’ stipulations as far as was humanly possible. Recreating old masters in televisual form was a favourite game, and the plays started to look fantastic, as opposed to just very bright and rather cheap. (Any dullard who reckons videotape is doomed to look shoddy next to film should be shut in a room with the beautifully lit All’s Well That Ends Well and told to shut up.)

On the less famous productions, mucking about was the order of the day. Stylised minimalist sets came into force, leading Clive James to waspishly express his concern for the actor’s welfare in The Winter’s Tale, fearing that if one of them “sat on a cone instead of a cube, the blank verse would suffer”. (Admittedly, it didn’t completely work – that production’s brave attempt to realise the infamous stage direction “Exit, pursued by a bear” owed a lot to the set dresser of Steptoe and Son.) Popular parallels with the tragic milieu were drawn out: in particular medieval royal courts were shot like scenes from Dallas (which, ironically, was what most people were watching instead, over on BBC1). Elsewhere Miller busied himself with recreating tricky perspectives in that oft-neglected sixteenth century building medium, untreated plywood, and turned Trojan war epic Troilus and Cressida into a tunics-’n'-togas version of M*A*S*H, complete with saucy pin-up etchings and an antiquarian Corporal Klinger. (He even, in a manic on-set bout of sub-Python whimsy, envisioned the prologue being spoken by Richard Baker, in full Renaissance garb, wandering around Troy with a BBC microphone in hand, until a passing Trojan points out that microphones haven’t been invented yet, and Baker stomps off in a huff. Sadly, somewhere along the line common sense prevailed.) Best of all, director Jane Howell, faced with presenting the titanic three-part Henry VI, shot the whole thing in a brightly-coloured recreation of a children’s adventure playground. Combine this with an electronic soundtrack by ‘Deadly’ Dudley Sutton, a swathe of randomly-applied regional accents, weird It’s a Knockout suits of armour looking like a cross between an American football quarterback and a DFS sofa, loads of really really long one-camera shots, a host of knowing looks to camera and a swordfighting Brenda Blethyn and the ten-odd hours practically flew by. And hardly anyone could moan about playing fast and loose with the Bard as the usual pernickety whingeing types knew damn all about the more obscure plays anyway.

As ever with these massive period pantechnicons, the casting was a source of endless off-topic fascination. You couldn’t chuck a halberd in most of the plays without clobbering a brace of famous names, and some came from well off the RSC-approved beaten track. Miller’s decision to cast John Cleese as an uptight puritanical Petruchio in The Taming of the Shrew proved to be comedy gold, and Leonard Rossiter, sporting exactly the same beard as Cleese, was the only great thing in the otherwise rather flimsy Life and Death of King John. Further down the list, Johns Birds and Fortune were arch artisans in Timon of Athens, Rikki Fulton was a Scotch and wry pedlar in Winter’s Tale, and Phil Daniels did a punked-up Puck for A Midsummer Night’s Dream. (The choice for Bottom was less unexpected – yep, Brian Glover.) Other experiments weren’t so successful. Again, the opening Romeo and Juliet stank the place out with much of its acting, especially the stilted turn from Anthony ‘Oh then. I see. Queen Mab. Hath been. With you.’ Andrews, and while it must have seemed like a wheeze to get Roger Daltrey in to play both Dromios (with a little Colour Separation trickery) in The Comedy of Errors, the results squeaked for themselves. Actually, perhaps the most unusual aspect of the productions was an inexplicable casting anomaly: 37 plays. Almost 150 hours of solid period television drama. Number of appearances by Brian Blessed: zero. What giveth?

Well, we may josh, but the best of the plays did live on, through the cheerfully ramshackle medium of the educational VHS cassette, which ensured that English students for the next decade would be all over the madly varying tones and production values, albeit increasingly wondering, as telly advanced in technique, why the camera never cut away, why they were always indoors even when they said they weren’t, and why Hannibal Lecter is being so easily duped by that bloke off the British Gas ads. Which was, perhaps, not the sort of grand immortality the BBC governors had envisaged for the series, but it’s a legacy nonetheless. “If I should die, think only this of me: that there’s a dusty old VHS in some corner of an English Lit resources cupboard that is forever Sunday night on BBC2 circa 1980.”

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Sweeney, The

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"If we find out you're fibbing, I'm gonna come down so hard on you, you'll have to reach up to tie your shoelaces" "He's a big fan of yours...usually"

“I SOMETIMES hate this bastard place.” Casually sweary, casually violent, casually clothed crotchety crimeathon that briefly passed into parody but the last time we checked had emerged out the other side pretty much unscathed. JOHN “REGAN” THAW and DENNIS “CARTER” WATERMAN belt round London in a succession of tatty cars and suits hunting “big tickles” and “monkeys” off the back of “gen” from “smudgers” and “snouts”. Boss GARFIELD MORGAN inhabits world of bad shaves and old coffee cups.

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Bofors Gun, The

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Warner again, as an army officer coping with cantankerous Irish soldier Nicol ‘I can sing just like Al Bowlly!’ Williamson, a drunken old shithouse who won’t take orders from no wet-eared ponce. Add Peter Vaughan, Ian Holm and John Thaw to the emotional tinder box, and it gets tense indeed. To make matters even worse, Eddie Yates is doing the cooking. The whole thing works rather well. Audiences, though, evidently weren’t ready for Williamson’s unsympathetic, starey histrionics.

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Dinner at the Sporting Club

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AH, that' washing hands' metaphor, eh?Small-time London boxing promoter Dinny Matthews (John Thaw) is disillusioned. He has seven fighters, “all tryers”, but none of them share his ambitions – “They get enough money for a down-payment on a bungalow out in Ongar and they’re satisfied.” He wants glory, not small-time club fights with an after-match dinner in a dingy neon canteen where you can’t tell whether the fish is plaice or haddock. One of his fighters, Glaswegian John Duncan (Billy McColl), is picked out to be a sub at The Wellington dinner club. Though by no means the best on Dinny’s books, he is the whitest, and it turns out the patrons don’t want to see the featherweight champion being beaten up by a “chocolate boy” (Dinny’s protest – “Elton’s not chocolate. He’s more coffee, like John Conteh.”)

The night before, Dinny’s colleague Cyril (Jonathan ‘Yes, Minister’ Lynn) remonstrates with wife Maureen Lipman about the true sporting nature of the club – she pooh-poohs his claim to be a ‘sportsman’, he redefines the term with reference to the networking aspect, and the backhanders (“I’m talking about business – stuff for the deep freeze!”) In the club bar, Dinny meets Neville (Ken Campbell) a gauche, rather superficial type who only seems interested in the presence of minor celebs (his mantra – “We had Alan Ball in the other night!”) and takes an interest in The Scotch Lad, but only for betting purposes.

In the dressing rooms, with yammering, anecdote-regurgitating trainer George, Dinny tends to John’s cut eye with a nail varnish-like substance and fills him in on the bout (“You’re on between the pudding and the coffee”). Then he nips up to a suite commandeered by bulk frozen food magnate Ray Little (Tony Caunter), wherein Cyril, Neville, Ray’s bank manager and two hookers hang languidly about. Dinny, faintly repulsed by all this grim small-time decadence, nevertheless stays to get a promise of a two grand sponsorship deal from Little. Then comes the fight.

As the diners all about eat pudding, shout, chat, and fall asleep, John makes good initial progress against the East Acton champion, but a crafty headbutt in the second round reopens the eye gash, and the ref stops the fight in the sixth, the champ’s reign intact. Little withdraws the sponsorship offer, leading Dinny to pin him angrily against the suite’s bar. Outside the club, all the positivity of training has evaporated, and he levels with the still-ambitious John (“There’s five hundred pro-fighters in the country – there’s more certified lunatics [...] You’re champion of nothing. You’ll get work [...] you won’t make any dough [...] that’s the trouble with this game – full of bloody romantics.”)After this singular speech of cruel kindness, they part ways for good.

A straightforward story of misplaced hope, this, combined with fantastically seedy visuals from director Brian Gibson. The wafer-thin glamour of the club and its ‘sportsmen’ is constantly peeled back to reveal the underlying shabbiness. It’s a short walk from the chrome and glass of the bar to the concrete and steel of the club’s bowels. Frilled shirts are pulled aside to reveal sweaty fat stomachs. And the well-boozed, silver service diners are, of course, only yards away from two working class lads knocking each other’s brains out – the entire sport in microcosm.

This play is also interesting as a pointer to the future – writer Leon Griffiths’ small but perfectly-formed output of original TV scripts, starting in the mid-’60s with Wednesday Play The Voices in the Park, and sitcom A Slight Case Of…, which starred Roy Kinnear as a shifty, silver-tongued businessman, would culminate in 1979 with the creation of Minder, a genre series that broke down boundaries between outright comedy and ‘straight’ drama. …Sporting Club sees many of Minder‘s trademarks forming, in less overtly comic form – the cross-purposes banter, the depiction of seediness without either pouring on the moral judgement or shying away from the reality for comic effect, and most importantly the sense of constant disappointment in life, brilliantly exemplified by Thaw in his final talk with McColl outside The Wellington.

There’s no bitterness here, as you might expect from Play for Today‘s popular stereotype, no semi-articulate railing against fate or society, just the sort of reaction real people would produce. They don’t go and get drunk and smash up the place, or beat the wife up, then collapse into a sobbing heap in the corner. They walk home. Quietly, not exactly stoically, but attempting to gather all the dignity they can still muster on the way. A superficial look at this play might conclude there’s not much drama going on here. What there aren’t are histrionics. In the unspoken, the unconfessed, the undone, there’s drama here in spades.

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Pretenders

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MORE HOKUM from Harlech. English Civil War chase chicanery involving nosey kid Elam (CURTIS ARDEN) who thinks he’s heir to the heir to the throne, hooking up with sister called, erm Perfect (ELIZABETH ROBILLARD) and nefarious ne’er-do-well Joachim (FREDERICK JAEGAR) to find his ostensible dad, the Duke Of Monmouth. JOHN THAW showed up as “Fast Jack”.

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Thick as Thieves

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SHABBY SITCOM made during the Three Day Week, and it showed. Clement and La Frenais were on script duties, desperately baling “com” into a sit involving BOB HOSKINS as a small time crook who comes out of prison to find his best mate JOHN THAW shacked up with his missus. Except instead of getting the red mist and giving him a kicking HOSKINS moves in with them and tries to “make” the “best” of it. Was to have run for longer, with both stars finding themselves back inside for a dose of, ahem, Porridge. Except Thaw signed to do THE SWEENEY, and a few weeks later RONNIE BARKER donned the overalls.

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Mitch

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FEEBLE HACKERY for JOHN THAW as eponymous investigative journo, filmed immediately after end of THE SWEENEY but stuck on shelf for years thanks to John Birt’s penny-pinching.

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Home to Roost

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Reece and John discuss adding a second room to their pretend house GOLD STANDARD mid-evening goofery with none-more-80s “sit” involving a grumpy JOHN THAW having to put up with layabout son REECE DINSDALE singularly failing to find his own place and regularly succeeding in thwarting his old man’s quest for a nice bit of peace and quiet. Stellar opening sequence saw big on-screen title letters “flying” over London city-scape a la WOGAN to a nifty electro-fied version of ‘Consider Yourself’ (all slap bass and wah wah brass). Instant cut to the cheapest, dirtiest and sparsest of all ITV sitcom sets confirmed suspicion that all the money had been spent on the titles, but no matter. Every episode revolved around John getting irked by Reece bringing home a) a new girlfriend b) a new hairstyle c) a new obsession such as learning to drive or acting; followed John getting to really rather appreciate the merits of a), b) and c) so long as they’re not too loud and don’t spoil his bergonias; followed by Reece taking umbrage and storming out; followed by John feeling guilty and confiding in busybody cleaner Enid; followed by one or other holding some kind of party/gathering in the house to which the other isn’t invited but shows up anyway; followed by the pair sitting at opposite ends of the sofa at the end of the night trading coy insults; followed by John pulling a will-he-never-learn face and going to bed. Repetition was the key, making for endlessly reassuring, dependable suburbacom.

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