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Bestseller! The Life and Death of Eric Pode of Croydon

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Andrew Marshall and David Renwick. Aren’t they a panic? From End of Part One through Whoops Apocalypse and Hot Metal to the criminally forgotten pitch black Briers showcase If You See God, Tell Him, theirs was a comedy writing partnership that flailed in all directions, but somehow managed to strike gold practically every time.

The flailing began in earnest with Radio Four sketch meltdown The Burkiss Way,* a melange of unassuming insanity that played Fred Harris off Nigel Rees to tactically disorientating effect, switching from News Huddlines-esque cornball punning to controller-troubling dodginess at the muted turn of a script page.

As the series wound up, it made the transfer to print which few radio comedy shows manage. Leafing through Bestseller!, it’s not hard to see why. TV pantechnicons like Python could generate sufficient money upfront to pay for that all-important design expertise that was required to make the technical tomfoolery work. But the Burkiss book had a budget about the size of one of its shows, and it shows. Magazine and newspaper parodies lack the convincing typesetting and photography of the big boys’ versions, often being rendered in crude pen-and-ink drawings, like a schoolboy’s own misguided attempt to do a Goodies File in a wet lunch break.

No schoolboy, though, could write anything half this great. That goes for most professional comedy writers too. These days it’s a rule of thumb that if a comedy bills itself as whimsical, but with an “edge” (or better yet, a “dark edge”), it’s really mixing two kinds of boring to produce a lump of quick-setting tedium that’s vaguely offensive in a precisely unfunny way. But take this line in Bestseller!‘s obligatory spoof small ad page (from Big Tentacles: “the magazine for the dominant squid”): “Calling all paedophile starfish! Asterisk Monthly caters for your needs!” That’s how you do it. And there’s an actual joke in there, too.

The overarching conceit of the book is that it’s a collection of personal papers of the eponymous Pode, incarnated on the show by Chris Emmett as the most wretched individual who ever lived. As with most overarching conceits, it doesn’t arch over that far, and a lot of the show’s material is just tacked on “as is”. But when it’s stuff like wartime radio parody It’s That Script Again (“Cor! Don’t forget the octopus, chum!”) that’s pretty easy to forgive. And it wouldn’t be a comedy book without a string of trad targets: The Wurzels, Clive James, Frank Muir and Lowestoft are all soundly drubbed, as are show contributor Douglas ‘Different’ Adams and cast member Nigel Rees, hawking “the ever-popular ‘Things Scrawled on Walls’, at only 95p in paperback – a mere 94p dearer than visiting the gents at Waterloo and seeing it all for yourself.”

* Incidentally, if anyone’s got any skinny on Burkiss‘s Radio 3 predecessor, Half-Open University, drop us a line, eh?

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Black Cinderella Two Goes East

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blackcindWITH Alternative Comedy looming on the horizon like a manic snorting lisping bloke saying “Barstard!”, a meeting of minds took place between the primary practitioners of pre-Python, post-Python and, erm Python-Python Oxbridge fringe-fripperies in the form of this decidedly off-kilter panto. Douglas Adams and John Lloyd produced, Clive Anderson and Rory McGrath scripted, and Tim Brooke-Taylor, Bill Oddie, Graeme Garden, Peter Cook, John Cleese, David Hatch, Maggie Henderson and Jo Kendall mugged to the audience (well, apart from the home-tape-recorded Cleese) as if in a freewheeling edition of ISIRTA on the run from the ‘structure’ police, while occasionally referring to pseudo-satirical pisstaking of Aladdin-skewed cliches. Utter genius madness from start to finish, and basically an entire Christmas Day of BBC7 in one handy hour-long package.

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Not! Calendars, The

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Not! 1982 Not! 1983

With the multimedia satire factory that was Not the Nine O’Clock News launching records, books and – oh, yes – TV shows left, right and centre, you’d think producer John Lloyd and his army of writers had enough on their plate as it was. Oh no, sir! Christmas 1981 brought the third Not!-related publication (and the second that year, after Not the Royal Wedding) in the shape of the first of two doorstop-thick bog-paper calendars, featuring a quickie gag on the front of each date-stamped loose leaf (“Things a microchip can’t do: Guess Kenny Ball’s age”, “Great Unsolved Mysteries No. 402: Why does Campari never taste the same when you’re sitting in a dentist’s chair?”), and a slightly more involved bit of silliness on the reverse. That’s 730 bits of comedy business in each. (In fact, it was slightly more, with the addition of the bonus month of Thatch, and a plethora of spare February 29ths.)

Small wonder Lloyd went spare collating the gags from the untold dozens of contributors (and, indeed, sorting out the manifold royalty cheques at the other end of the process). But the pain was worth it, as the golden comedy book rule of ‘cram gags into every orifice’ was rigidly adhered to, with tomfoolery aplenty in the jacket blurb, production credits and even the British Library Cataloguing details. In the main bulk of the book, you had running skits as varied at The Skinhead Hamlet, Roger’s Thesaurus of filthy synonyms (“Screw: to stick Jeremy beadle’s head in a bucket”) and The Oxtail English Dictionary, the latter being the first print incarnation of Lloyd and Douglas Adams’s ‘place-name dictionary’ drinking game which would later spawn The Meaning of Liff.

One-off gags varied from the satirical (plenty of Reagan-and-Scargill-baiting photo caption hilarity) to the plain daft (an emergency DIY teabag, a ‘write your own porn’ combination wheel, the autobiography of a toilet roll) via a treasury of unfortunate misprints and outrageous BBC news department expenses claims. Hence, despite the famously topical nature of the programme itself, these calendars are still as much fun as they were the best part of two decades ago. If you can find a reasonably decay-resistant copy, that is.

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Are You Sitting Comfortably?

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Closet Reading by Phil NormanAh, autumn! The nights draw in, the thermostat goes on, the back garden becomes increasingly despoiled by decomposing foliage and, regular as any of these natural occurrences, someone off of TV Cream punts another book out.This time the modest tome vying for your attention in your local branch of WH Smith is Closet Reading by Phil Norman. And what’s this latest bit of opportunistic lavatory literature about, then? Well, funnily enough, it’s about… opportunistic lavatory literature.

Amazingly, Closet Reading is the first comprehensive historical study of what Britons read on the loo: the knocked-off joke books, the TV tie-ins, the last minute gift ideas for Uncle Alan. This bogside library is a weird and wonderful mixture of saucy picture books, well-spoken whimsy, fascinating trivia and childish, snotty-nosed filth.

We’ve delved into the murky waters of the gift book trade to bring you the story of the great comedy tie-in works of our time, from Monty Python through The Goodies, Not the Nine O’Clock News and Spitting Image right up to Lee and Herring’s Fist of Fun and the QI Book of General Ignorance.

We’ve traced the publishing exploits of all the humour stalwarts – the scholarly Nigel Rees, the affable Willie Rushton, the roguish Willie Donaldson and the industrious Gyles Brandreth.

We’ve got the lowdown on every Christmas gift publishing phenomenon under the sun, including How to be a Wally, Henry Root, One-Upmanship, The Country Diary of an Edwardian Lady and Rock Stars in Their Underpants.

There’s also:

A scholarly breakdown of that bastion of British comedy, the whimsical sideways look!

An unabashed analysis of the evolution of literary sauciness!

A peek at such unlikely celeb-authored works as Emperor Rosko’s DJ Book, Len Deighton’s Action Cook Book, Entertaining at Home with Cynthia Payne and The Wit of Prince Philip!

A cautious look at the sheer insanity that is Frank Bough’s Breakfast Book!

And that’s, as they say, not all! As well as covering the Cream era in depth, Closet Reading goes way back into history to investigate the earliest stirrings of the novelty book market, and uncovers some surprisingly modern-looking nuggets of antique ribaldry.

The history books may groan with the authorised story of our island, but the contents of the smallest room down the ages tell a different, much more interesting tale. From the chronicles of demented court fools to the secret origins of Jimmy Hill’s beard and the secret perversions of Barry Manilow groupies, this is history with its trousers down.

Inside its painstakingly researched pages, you will…

THRILL to the merry exploits of farting jesters, randy servants and coffee-crazed aldermen!

GAWP as sex-starved young fops learn pulling techniques from Cardinal Richelieu!

MARVEL as a mad poet pre-empts Monty Python by over 200 years!

DUCK as Gyles Brandreth’s distant ancestors bring toilet books to the wild west!

CHUCKLE POLITELY as a Leicestershire rector invents observational stand-up comedy!

DISCOVER the secret location of Reagan’s brain!

WINCE as a Christmas book creates a middle-eastern diplomatic incident!

BLUSH as Bucks Fizz fans reveal their darkest secrets!

WASH your hands before and after using this book!

“Well worth the paper it’s written on. Soft, strong and just the right length.”
JOHN LLOYD, Creator of QI.


Oh No, What a Giveaway!

Serving suggestion (accompanying literature, sanitary products not supplied)Closet Reading is published by Gibson Square Books Ltd (ISBN 978-1906142483) and is available at all good bookshops, and all over the net. You can order it from Amazon by CLICKING HERE.

Or you can WIN one of five copies we’ve got to give away, by entering our excitably capitalised, bright red COMPETITION!

Simply get in touch with us at closet-reading@tvcream.co.uk, singing the praises of your favourite piece of smallest room reading. It can be any book you like – just make your case brief, to the point, and amusing, like all the best toilet books.

Not only will five lucky winners get a pristine copy of this rather ridiculous meisterwerk, we’ll also throw in a slightly soiled research copy of one of the tomes covered in the book, chosen completely at random. It could be Paul Heiney’s In at the Deep End! It could be What a Week with Bruno Brookes! You’ll never know if you don’t have a go!

You’ve got until midnight on October 20th to enter. You can enter as many times as you like. Winners will be notified by due process when all the entries are in. TV Cream’s decision is final. Calls made after this date may still be charged. Ask permission from whoever pays your bill. No salesman will call. Good luck!

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Hordes Of The Things

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Radox The Green, as lovingly rendered by the Radio Times‘THATCHER’-lampooning Yes, Minister-riffing Tolkein parody fun from the pens of ‘APR Marshall and JHW Lloyd’, very deliberately in the style of the Beeb’s own Middle Earth adaptations and calling on the services of heavyweights like Simon Callow, Patrick Magee and Paul Eddington. Widely loved by ‘proper’ Tolkein buffs, which just goes to show that there are some fan groups out there with a sensible attitude to the objects of their affection after all.

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Week Ending

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ONCE-UNSTOPPABLE weekly topical revue that started off as a genteel sideways look at the week’s news in front of a studio audience, but with time, and diminishing budget, and virtual invention of the Revolving Door personnel model, mutated into the Associates-heralded pre-recorded Thatcher-baiting sketch format behemoth that launched the careers of a thousand people who probably never liked being reminded of the fact: step forth Douglas Adams, John Lloyd, Armando Iannucci, Tracey Ullman, Harry Hill, David Baddiel, Stewart Lee, David Jason, Steve Punt, Richard Herring, Rob Newman, Alistair McGowan, Al Murray, and innumerably more besides. Heavy on sketches transplanting ‘The Tories’ into the plot of the latest Hollywood blockbuster, invariably concluding with ‘Tomorrow’s Satire’ one-liner-heavy spoof bulletin Next Week’s News, and that never-ending list of writing credits that ensured Alan Rankine retained a healthy bank balance.

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