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Connections/The Real Thing/The Day The Universe Changed/The Burke Special

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WHEN TV frontmen are metaphorically bottled off the screen, it’s usually either for being patronising or being too clever by half. Only JAMES BURKE has ever been hounded away from Television Centre for being both simultaneously. A jobbing translator of encyclopaedias in Italy, Burke chanced upon a job ad for a TV report on the Mafia, went for it, fumbled his chance, but still managed to hook up with the Beeb’s nascent science programme TOMORROW’S WORLD, despite being, in the Burke parlance, a strictly humanities kinda guy.

Offsetting the patrician tones of TW kingpin Raymond Baxter with what one hack labeled his “aggressively street-speak screen style,” Burke got younger viewers hooked on the early evening carnival of white heat gadgetry, and when the Apollo moonshots came along, he was there front and centre. Sometimes broadcasting for thirty hours at a stretch, he became a propane tank-dissecting household name, “the one contradiction to the rule that over-exposure on TV can kill a personality”. To put the old tin lid on it, in 1969 the Birmingham Ophthalmic Information Council voted him “Britain’s Top Man in Spectacles”. Burke could do no wrong. Now all he needed was a show of his own.

The Burke Special (1972-6)
Burke’s first name-above-the-title gig took up the TW Thursday night slot, and was a sort of extended “Tomorrow’s World plus”: an illustrated lecture in front of a studio audience on a vexed topic of modern life, with a few guesses as to where it might be headed in the future. Or, as the publicity put it, “an oblique look at modern living.” “Oblique” meant something like “sideways, but without the jokes”, as Burke conjured up his own, mildly hysterical brand of futurology. ID cards, zero population growth and a plug-in super teacher for every child would be with us, he promised, by 1993, while demonstrations leapt all over the place, from magnetic bubbles to miniature cauliflowers, and God help the viewer whose brain was too slow to keep up.

Some loved it, plenty hated it. Specials on test tube babies and gun control caused big controversy. With the populist likes of QED still a decade off, science broadcasting remained an acquired taste. But whereas the likes of The Sky at Night were akin to a fine sherry, The Burke Special was neat bourbon in a pint mug. Cocksure, belligerent and bursting with enthusiasm in his trademark white safari suit, Burke ripped through an often nightmarish vision of the future as if he couldn’t wait for it to happen. High-backed armchairs in Leatherhead creaked with palpable unease.

Connections (1978)
Then they relaxed somewhat as Burke disappeared from the screen for two and a half years. The bad news was, he’d spent that time planning his meisterwerk. The cramped studio environment was bid adieu as Burke rattled through 150 location shoots in 20 different countries to piece together what the Beeb assured us was his Civilisation, his Ascent of Man. But when Burke announced that, instead of covering the Renaissance masters or the discovery of classical geometry, he would be concerning himself with such esoteric matters as “what has the recipe for Chicken Marengo got to do with air conditioning?”, the squeak of Home Counties armrests was deafening.

James Burke’s Connections: an Alternative History of Change, to give it its full title, was so unlike the standard flagship documentary series that Burke found himself using up most of the first edition explaining what it actually was going go be. Each programme was to carve its own merrily esoteric path through the history of technology, starting off, say, with marine compasses, before moving onto sulphur, cloud chambers and ending up at a relatively modern invention like the atom bomb, through a series of counter-intuitive leaps, or connections. And to keep the audience watching, Burke would lay subtle clues as to the identity of the final invention, “what this programme is really about”, along the way. “As much Raymond Chandler as BBC Science Features”, as the man himself put it. What was more, the programme was not intended to be the definitive work on the subject. After all, connections could, Burke insisted, be made between just about any two historical phenomena you might choose, if you looked hard enough. So these ten programmes were just a handful of the many thousands that could be made. As you might expect, this didn’t sit too well with the Bronowskians. How much was this costing again?

But as far as they were concerned, the main problem remained Burke himself. Brusque, confident, self-propelled, he tore off round the globe in pursuit of his own agenda, in a way the established BBC documentary audience wasn’t quite ready for. He didn’t quite conform to the “eccentric” pigeonholes TV had thus far created for presenters. He was neither unflappably authoritative like your Kenneth Clarkes, nor was he a comic turn in the sense that Patrick Moore or Magnus Pyke were – acknowledged masters in their esoteric fields who nevertheless showed every sign of being in dire need of air sea rescue were they to be left unchaperoned with such arcane devices as a launderette or a pay phone.

In short, Burke was an eccentric, but one that demanded to be taken seriously. And on British telly, you couldn’t have it both ways. Detractors cheerfully admitted they didn’t have a clue what he was on about, but that was his problem, not theirs. Forever questioning himself out loud, swapping locations (sometimes in mid sentence), or suddenly negating what he’d been saying for the last minute by purposefully walking off screen, then ducking back into shot with a casual “except, that last bit isn’t true at all”, he wound up the Bronowskians something chronic. “If even he’s not sure what he’s on about,” went the argument, “why the hell should we be paying to watch him wittier on?” They were missing the point somewhat – the randomness and complexity of civilisation was precisely Burke’s main argument – but Connections set the bizarro persona in stone. By the time Not the Nine O’Clock News captured the Burkeish self-inquisition with typical deftness (“Good evening. Or is it?”) he’d become a national treasure, albeit one a significant minority wouldn’t mind seeing pawned to help buy Robert Robinson a new blazer.

The Real Thing (1980)
No doubt aware of his growing band of armchair enemies, Burke responded to the naysayers in typically counter-intuitive fashion – by becoming more Burkeish than ever before. The Real Thing was all about the perception of reality, a field which proved a veritable playground for his sprightly imagination, and he duly cut loose with gusto. Or, in his own words:

“You probably think you need a series of programmes on reality like a hole in the head. I mean, you know what it is, I know what it is, and only a lunatic would question the matter. So why am I wasting your time? Well, on the subject of lunatics, let me suggest this: the only accurate thing that can be said about people who think they’re poached eggs is that they’re in a minority. And what I hope this series will show is that as far as everyday living is concerned, we’re all poached eggs, in a manner of speaking.”

Well, you couldn’t say the viewer didn’t know what to expect. True to his word, Burke lectured the camera while playing guitar, hanging upside down, interacting with dancers dressed as shop window dummies, wandering around life-size optical illusions and, in one memorably brain-frying edition, presenting the programme from a NASA-like control gallery, which turned out to be situated, Numbskulls-style, in the centre of Burke’s own head. Little Burke looked wryly on as Big Burke mooched around a swanky NW1 party, noting the bursts of frantic action occurring in mission control every time he made a lunge for the peanuts or failed to cop off. By that point, of course, only hardcore Burkeheads were still watching, but there were still just about enough of them to guarantee a recommission. The question was, where to go next?

The Day the Universe Changed (1985)
As the eighties sped on, there was less and less Burke on the Beeb. 1982 saw one-off brain exposition The Neuron Suite, in which Burke jumped with both feet into the realm of self-parody, explaining how the human cortex functioned by likening it to a five-star San Diego hotel – into which, naturally, he checked, bumming about in his luxury room with various bits of LED-festooned papier-mache, and even fiddling with a SIMON toy at one point – all in the course of viewer education, natch. Then radio silence descended once more, as he combined rent-paying outings for the Central Office of Information (oh, to be a town planner and get paid to sit and watch At Last… It’s the Traffic Management Show!) with yet another great big ideasfest.

Billed as the third in the “Connections trilogy”, TDTUC was actually more of a retread of the Connections format, this time with the emphasis on scientific discoveries influencing philosophy, “because if you don’t know why things have turned out the way they have, you haven’t a hope of understanding the crazy, fast-moving circus we live in”. So Burke did his by now standard jet-setting monologuery, telling of how Galileo’s observations screwed things up for the Catholic church, etc. Otherwise, things were all as normal aboard the Burkeship, even (whisper it) slightly more sober and conventional than in past excursions. Only slightly, mind. Viewers, feeling they’d seen it all before, were less enthusiastic this time out, and by the time he rounded the whole thing off by babbling on about some nonsense future where all the world’s computers would be connected together, providing a gigantic resource of free information, the scope of which the humble folk of 1985 could hardly conceive, a cost-conscious BBC management were quietly pulling the plug on our man. He’d crop up again, in books and journals, and punting out more series of Connections for the Canadians, but as far as British mainstream telly was concerned, Burke was a poached egg on toast.

To be fair, he was rendered obsolete largely by his own innovations. Burke always protested that his brand of Puckish enthusiasm would never be fashionable, but prime time was increasingly proving him wrong. Ever since Connections took off, “quirky” science had been increasingly seen as the thing to do. Horizon was the first to have a bash, roping in folk like Dudley Moore for quizzical, self-contradicting romps through the realms of time, dreams and so forth. Then came QED, which was at least 50% full of Burkeish whimsy. As the decade matured, with the likes of The Show Me Show and Bodymatters filling the studio with polystyrene cross sections and optical tomfoolery, practically everyone was documenting science the Burkeish way. Of course, this means he’s also indirectly responsible for Bang Goes the Theory and That Thing With the Pranny off of Top Gear, but some connections are perhaps best ignored.

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Tomorrow’s World

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What does technology mean to you? The acme of human endeavour, using the talents of the human race’s finest minds to improve the lives of the many? An evil manifestation of corporate greed and oppression? A perverse abuse of nature’s resources? Or a subject so absurdly wide and various as to make ridiculously simplistic questions like this a complete waste of everyone’s precious time? It is, of course, all of these. But especially the last one. Which is why any TV programme attempting to convey the raw details of scientific progress across the board has got its work cut out, to say the least. When said programme chooses a cheery, early evening slot in which to parade science’s latest wares like a succession of non-commissioned vacuum cleaner salesmen beating a regular path to your door with the latest Electrolux and a bagful of soot, you can see where it might come unstuck.

So spare a thought for the boys and girls of Tomorrow’s World, Britain’s flagship gizmological showcase which was forged in the optimistic, can-do, boy scout atmosphere of the 1960s, only to run slap bang into the oil-strapped ’70s, trip clumsily over the silicon-fearing ’80s, and somehow stumble through the not-overly-arsed ’90s with barely a flicker of self-doubt registering on its determinedly progressive fizzog. Well, maybe one or two…

For such a venerable broadcasting institution, the genesis of Tomorrow’s World was pleasingly slapdash and humble. In 1965, an early evening “popular science” format was commissioned by Aubrey Singer (who would later become controller of BBC2 and deputy director general), and devised and initially produced by Glyn Jones. The show had a rather inauspicious start. It was originally conceived as a temporary filler for an early evening gap in the BBC1 schedules, and there was little preparation. The show’s title was only thought up by Jones and his wife at home the night before the Radio Times wanted information for the show’s billing.

Slotting in between the early evening news and Top of the Pops, the programme showcased a broad selection of new inventions and developing technologies, from the important to the most trivial, via studio demonstrations and location films. Putting the emphasis firmly on what Singer called the “gee whiz factor” of science and technology, the programme’s style was positive and optimistic about technology, in tune with the prevailing mood of the times. Popular themes of the  ‘just around the corner’ excitement of the early shows included umpteen variations on the flying commuter, groovy artificial fabrics with far out properties, and big, awesome constructions on land and sea. It was all very sleek, very chemical, very supersonic and, in its own respectable way, rather hip. This was the future, happening now!

THE PRESENTERS: For the first twelve years of its life, the ‘World was the domain of BBC commentator and ex-Spitfire pilot Raymond Baxter, who had worked with Singer and Jones on a number of previous science-based programmes such as Eye on Research. Baxter was old school BBC, plummy of voice and stiff of lip, but could lend himself to a spot of light-hearted quizzicality when introducing some of the less serious items. Also narrating was Derek Cooper, the similarly authoritative voice of Michael Apted’s 7 Up documentaries among other things.

The “wild card” in the pack was James Burke. A former English teacher and interpreter at the Vatican, Burke came to the BBC from Granada TV, and quickly made a name for himself anchoring the Beeb’s coverage of major US and Soviet space launches, which he threw himself into with the wild-eyed enthusiasm of a born educator. As far as the ‘World was concerned, he cut a slightly eccentric, mad-haired figure next to his more restrained co-hosts, staring intensely through his specs at the camera as his head filled the screen in the extreme close-up shots that were the bread and butter of low-definition sixties television. A raffish sports jacket amongst the patrician blazers, Burke was instrumental in securing the youth demographic, who after all were, as the lady sang, the future, and would become a key part of the programme’s constituency. He left in the mid-’70s to concentrate on his quixotic – and highly successful – science documentaries, beginning with the famed Connections (wherein, many a more Baxterian viewer complained, the Burkeish personality had a tendency to overtake, and even obscure, the sober scientific instruction).

THE TITLES: For the first series, the programme pretty much fell onto the screen to a bit of parping dinner jazz courtesy Marius Constant, who may have created an iconic theme for The Twilight Zone but didn’t really set Baxter’s joint a-jumping,0 so for the second run a new theme was commissioned. And what a commission it was. Johnny Dankworth’s iconic ‘dance band caught in a sneezing fit’ jazz workout soundtracked a montage of sleek new Centre-Pointy buildings and exciting-looking technologies, often demonstrated by ‘with-it’ Jackie O-haired female models, before the title appeared in a BBC captions department own-brand version of the none-more-futuristic Data 70 typeface. You know, the one that goes along the bottom of chequebooks. Or at least used to. Groovy!

The golden years of the ‘World, or at least the incarnation that springs readily to mind for most people, date from shortly after the introduction of colour, and the addition of new presenters to the team. Now sandwiched between the ‘Pops and Nationwide, the format grew incredibly popular, averaging 8-l0 million viewers by the latter part of the decade. The tone and content of the programmes remained unchanged from the early days, although as the decade wore on, a slightly less unquestioningly optimistic, more sideways approach inevitably began to set in, less Wilson’s “white heat” and more Heath’s “grey fog”.

Science and technology were increasingly less lauded, and the ‘World had no option but to reflect this. Stocking filler inventions and new medical techniques gradually got the edge over the wonder plastics, space missions and autogyros of the old days. But the brand had been forged and taken in by the viewing public, and the increasing popularity of the show resulted in a few extra-curricular ventures. In March 1978 a 500th edition special mocked up a “house of the future”, demonstrating in-development gadgets that would – touch bakelite – be commonplace a few years hence.

THE PRESENTERS: It was all change in 1974, with Baxter augmented by three new presenters, introducing a more ‘democratic’, less upper middle class feel to the show – William Woollard, the gruff, blonde future Top Gear presenter, who, while still possessing a fine decanter-on-the-sideboard accent, wore polo necks and had the air of a fashion photographer who may once have “seen” Princess Anne.

The ‘World‘s first female presenter, Judith Hann, favoured a more schoolmarmy approach, enunciating the script deliberately and precisely, with almost balletic flourishes of the hands when it came to prizing off the outer electron shell of a model atom. As the ’80s hoved into view, she would instigate the trend for female ‘Worlders to don DayGlo jumpsuits at a moment’s notice.

The best indication of the way the ‘World, and BBC presentation in general, was headed, however, was to be found in the emergence of the boyish, blow-dried Michael Rodd. If Baxter was being recast more as the headteacher, Rodd was every inch the smart-yet-affable grammar school prefect, the approachable young science teacher you wished you had at school.

Although these three new recruits enabled the programme to step away from the often newsreely atmos of the old days, a couple of later additions to the team, replacing Woollard and Baxter, moved the style still further away from formality, often teetering dangerously close to self-parody. Former reporter and That’s Life “nancy” Kieran Prendiville, a gangly, slightly scruffy man perpetually on the verge of turning into Douglas Adams, was one of the first to start reacting to the technology on show in a manner more akin to the viewer at home than the serious-minded boffin, which would soon come to represent the defining characteristic of the programme in the popular consciousness. As he sheepishly admitted, “I had no idea this programme went out live when I joined it!”

And the popular consciousness was becoming less easily impressed by gizmos. People’s appetite for the future was starting to wane. When it was all abstract, all jet packs and bubble domes, it was a game, with no human dimension. Now those charming robot butlers were muscling in on the production line, technologically outmoded petrol pump attendants were drawing not four-star but the dole, and Michael Barratt ran a Nationwide investigation into the domestic peril innocent folk were plunged into by the tape-spooling misfires of their “friendly, neighbourhood computer”. The sixties white heat was starting to leave a nasty burn, and the general tone of science programmes became noticeably less celebratory, with ecological disasters, mass unemployment and wars taking precedence over smiling Aryan families playing zero-gravity squash. How would Tomorrow’s World‘s chirpy optimism fare in the next overcast decade?

The answer seemed to be, “by mucking about”. General horseplay for the regulars was encouraged. Michael Rodd even got to sing a couple of self-penned technology-related blues parodies, apropos nothing in particular. In BBC parlance, the show, while never really a serious scientific programme, was now an “institution”, and could, for better or worse, do more or less what it liked. By the end of the seventies, the programme was being billed thus: “Michael Rodd, Judith Hann and Keiran Prendiville take their weekly journey into the future, reporting mainly on the achievements, but occasionally on the failures, of the scientists and technologists who are shaping our futures.” In other words, yes it’s still a basically worthy programme, but don’t worry, something’s bound to fall over at some point, so keep watching, do…

THE TITLES: Again, this incarnation is the one most commonly associated with the ‘World. To the same Johnny Dankworth tune (if it ain’t broke…) the letters of the tiles were spelt out one by one in various amusingly scientific ways – as a fried egg, a collection of ball bearings, rising through mercury, cooked on a slice of toast, etc. Much reversing of film and time lapse was in evidence. Finally the whole title was spelt out in ball bearings, which anti-scattered in reverse as Johnny and the boys wound up the jaunty brass riff. A brilliantly crafted little sequence.

Trouble was brewing for the programme as the decade turned. By sticking to its original format for so long, it had painted itself into something of a corner. The space shuttle aside (which was covered enthusiastically throughout its back-of-a-Jumbo development through to the troubled launch, with the help of a returning James Burke) most of the big scientific developments were less than telegenic, and the “gee whiz” breakthroughs had largely given way to various large manufacturing companies toting “an improved version of” a previously covered technology. Still important, no doubt, but not half as sexy.

Still, the format remained good for a few extra-curricular giggles. Amusing Christmas specials were tried out: the first featured the gang unwrapping a studio-sized present containing tech-based gift ideas, an affable version of the soon-to-be-ubiquitous Innovations catalogues. Then, for a few years, presenters and celebrity guests took part in a Question of Sport-style light hearted quiz. ‘Whatever Happened To..?’, a feature on past inventions that never took off, aired briefly, the Salter Duck and the APT tilting train featuring heavily.

More seriously, from 1982 an annual special programme showcased entries for the Prince of Wales Trust Award for Innovation, in which the presenters accompanied HRH in a slow, respectful wander around Television Centre looking at various examples of British technological ingenuity competing for the coveted prize.  But back at the ‘World’s weekly coalface, the programme’s last vestiges of authority were on the verge of evaporating completely.

“My husband and I […] have, in the past, been somewhat irritated at the trivial approach adopted by this series, especially as the presenters not only appear to talk down to us, but seem less than able to perform the ‘demonstrations’ adequately.“However, the sight of the young lady [Su Ingle] struggling with the sheep dip was utter nonsense!“When will those concerned with organising the programme realise that the public doesn’t require this cow-level approach?”

- Joan Buchan (Mrs), Southampton, Radio Times, 6th March 1980.

Yes, the perilous live format, and the long-term playing up of calamities both in and out of the studio, was taking over the whole scene, at least in the public eye. The cast admitted that the first rehearsal of each week’s edition was commonly known as a ‘stagger-through’. “That nervous edge of imminent accident is the spice that makes the morsels of science so palatable,” wrote Miles Chapman in the Radio Times in 1981, giving the game away somewhat.

Then came the serious show’s Waterloo. Introducing a robotic arm named ‘Hissing Sid’, developed by the University of Reading cybernetics department (who gave us both Jimmy Saville’s Fix-It chair and the infamous Kevin Warwick), Kieran Prendiville at first struggled manfully with a live demonstration of its snooker-playing skills in the standard ‘World “live demo going tits up” manner, then, after a few minutes, visibly gave up and started to play the weary straight man in a sort of improvised slapstick double act. When the machine returned later in the show to attempt to stack some crockery with a suction attachment, all pretence at technological worship was dropped, and Prendiville (who would go on to write light comedy dramas for the Beeb in the ’90s) had hit upon what would become the main post-Baxter characteristic of the programme – the authoritative confidence in new technology had given way to the weary, “Cuh! Wouldn’t you just know it?” air of someone struggling vainly with a new video recorder, which became a hit with viewers who were wising up to the fact that the World’s Fair near future of jet-packs on the moon espoused by the Baxter-era ‘World just wasn’t going to happen.

Rodd and Hann also joined in with the eye-rolling antics whenever the gadgets failed them, but they had, at least, started off from a position of seriousness. While Rodd admitted that Sid had been “a bit of a disaster,” he quickly added, “the things that go wrong add tremendous credibility to the things that go right.” Firmly in the old optimistic school of TW, Rodd wasn’t going to let a few cybernetic slip-ups spoil the show’s general air of benevolence just yet.

THE PRESENTERS: A mid-’80s revamp sent some of the (by now) old guard packing. Prendiville moved on to writing, and Rodd jumped ship to ITV’s short-lived rival sci-doc The Real World, before retiring from television to pursue business ventures like his educational software firm First Information.

Into their shoes leapt ever more whimsical turns. Peter McCann was another presenter of the droll variety, ever ready to make the leap from Wollardian knitted-brow earnestness to gurning mock despair at the drop of a jam-smeared compact disc. Taking the view that since each new gadget had to prove itself in the viewers’ eye, it should also be seen to be winning over the impartial presenter, he approach technology sideways-on, always on the lookout for flaws and failures. He did, however, keep it real when the occasion demanded: when something actually did what it claimed, the sense of boyish relief was palpable.

The presenter-as-comedian approach reached its zenith when Kenneth Williams, no less, was drafted in for a brief period to test some of the more frivolous inventions (“Ooooh, look at all those micro-amps I’m generating!”) Cross letters poured forth, but it’s hard to deny that, his usual nostrilly upstaging tendencies aside, Cuddly Ken wasn’t such a mad choice to plonk among the early ’80s milieu of zip-up ties and air conditioned pith helmets. Wouldn’t have been so forgiving if it was our company’s earnest invention being gazed at down the Williams nose, mind.

New kids on the block, in keeping with the fresh, more relaxed magazine format, were children’s TV presenters Howard Stableford and Maggie Philbin. Other short-termers included a pre-ITN news Anna Ford, a pre-Wildtrack Su Ingle, and Kate Bellingham.

Best of all, however, was the introduction of avuncular, eccentric, bewhiskered Austrian inventor Robert Alexander Baron Schutzmann von Schutzmansdorff, better known as Bob Symes, on location in his “inventor’s shed”, exploring various inventions of the old ‘World variety with the catchphrase “it’s clever, isn’t it?”

THE TITLES: All change was the order of the day. In 1981 the fried egg titles were scrapped, along with Dankworth’s long-serving theme, to howls of injustice from the show’s loyal band of short-trousered viewers. In its place came a computer-controlled camera roaming the furrows of what eventually was revealed to be a kind of brain/planet plastic model, interspersed with little techy close-ups – a quartz crystal, a computer wireframe cityscape etc. Accompanying this was a synthesized piece by Martin Cook and Richard Denton, all proto-techno riffing and heavenly choirs, sounding like a cross between Jean Michel Jarre and their own Great Egg Race signature tune. This all helped to give the programme a bit of introductory gravitas, making it clear that the ‘World was cut from the same scientific cloth as its serious stablemate Horizon. Albeit into a slightly wackier shape.

Then came a sure sign that all was not well on board ship, as in 1985 it all changed again. The globe became an odd blue golf ball, with goldfish, a computerised head made of bricks, and, most dated of all, a colourised Charlie Chaplin film all conspiring to create what was hoped to be the new, ‘brighter’ image for the ‘World. The theme was changed yet again, this time to a ghastly synthetic trumpet fanfare, which brought to mind the likes of Antiques Roadshow or Miss Marple rather than an examination of cutting edge technology. Not good.

As the ’80s ended, so the ’90s began for the ‘World, under the affable command of Captain Stableford. But a new producer in 1994 meant a year zero revamp. Out went virtually all the ’80s presenters, out went studio demonstrations and in came packages linked by Carol Vorderman on a high stool in a small blank studio. It was cheap, but it wasn’t cheerful. Later on, as if in admission of defeat, the studio demos gradually crept back in. Like all popular BBC factual programmes (Top Gear, Watchdog, Holiday) it spawned a live show at the NEC and some on-screen spin offs, but the cracks were showing as ratings slipped.

THE PRESENTERS: Hann dropped out in 1994 after a record 20 years’ service, to write and set up a media training centre. Stableford dropped out later, to become a ‘motivational speaker’ amongst other things. Carmen Pryce was the first of many nondescript short stay recruits, with the late John Diamond being the briefest, with a two weeks’ stint. Vorderman was unceremoniously dumped after taking the Proctor and Gamble ad shilling. Philippa Forrester and Peter Snow (in over-zany uncle mode) made some headway back into the national consciousness during the late ’90s. For the final series, some semblance of sense took hold as old-school enthusiast Adam Hart-Davis came in, but by then it was too late. The show was finally axed at the end of 2002, to little public outcry, save for a furious Raymond Baxter. For too long it had limped along as a health-cum-computing magazine without portfolio, point or personality. The real Tomorrow’s World had sadly long become a part of yesterday, along with that narrow band of future shock mania it was brought in to serve. Not the programme’s fault – if anything, it had managed, just about, to keep the robotic dream alive for a good few years longer than social circumstances would otherwise have allowed. We like to think of Hann’s gracious curtain call as the programme’s real, dignified, last hurrah. By then, it’s fair to say, we’d seen the future. One or two bits of it even worked.

THE TITLES: Plenty of changes, none of them edifying. They quickly ditched the blue and white 80′s look and went straight for an unmemorable weird shadowy-objects-on-blue-baize affair, accompanied by an overly drummy theme tune later all but nicked for Time Team, and, oddly, no on-screen programme title. Then, when that quickly palled, in came an electro-orchestral sequence starring a Nirvana-style swimming baby. All were depressingly reminiscent of the drab blue ‘friendly’ makeover of a Job Centre, and destined to be fondly remembered by nobody. We could murder a fried egg.

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