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Salve Regina

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EARLY ENTRY in that most benighted of dramatic genres, the post-apocalyptic “bunch of raggle-taggle survivors shout at each other in the wasteland thus providing pithy commentary on modern society” format. In this case a pair of Commedia Dell’Arte-type buffoonish males (played by AL ‘TW3′ MANCINI and the majestic GRAHAM ‘BRITANNIA HOSPITAL’ CROWDEN – although if John Sessions was around then he’d have been a shoo-in) quarrel and fuss over resplendently conceited bag lady MIRIAM KARLIN, who styles herself the queen of a department store gutted by nuclear holocaust. All very nice and hermetic, until an astronaut, who was up in space when the bomb went off, returns to Earth and enters the scene… and she’s a woman! GLENDA JACKSON, no less! This won’t end well…

An LWT production, from the time when they were all about the high-minded artsy side of telly, before they slid inexorably into the wall-to-wall shiny floor game. (No chance of meeting the viewer halfway, you chaps in the tower?) Bluff populist types will roll a knowing eye on hearing this was a winner of the Observer playwriting competition, judged by, among others, Kenneth Tynan. Well, he would choose that sort of thing, wouldn’t he? The writer in this case was EDWARD BOWMAN, an air traffic controller from New Zealand, and the whole thing was somewhat overshadowed by the feverish coverage of the run-up to the first Apollo moon landing. Mannered experimental drama nil, skinhead Yanks bobbing about in silver boiler suits 1. ‘Twas ever thus…

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Very Peculiar Practice, A

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"You mean to tell me the Master has escaped from Castrovalva?"THE PERMANENTLY knackered University of Lowlands was the setting for this bracing slice of higher edutainment with PETER “COME ALONG, TEGAN” DAVIDSON as blue-eyed ingénue campus doc Stephen Daker, brightly and naively walking into a nightmarish world of self-interest and mutual exploitation, and getting the sharp end of the stick right in his pleasant, open face. Yes, once again it’s a case of ‘sick and twisted institution becomes metaphor for Thatcher’s Britain’ (see also The Old Men at the Zoo), but as this is Andrew Davies on script duties, the ‘do you see?’ symbolism seldom gets too outrageously clunky, and even when it does, it does with all the eye-rolling splendour the cast can muster.

And what a cast. Daker’s departmental colleagues-cum-bitter, scheming rivals come first, with white-coated, smouldering crypto-lesbian ultra-feminist Rose Marie (BARBARA FLYNN), nerdish private enterprise wannabe and all-round amoral walking nervous breakdown Bob ‘Let’s get ON with our lives, buddy!’ Buzzard (DAVID TROUGHTON) and ultra-soused, self-mythologising, not-terribly-wise old man Jock McCannon (GRAHAM CROWDEN). Davidson’s love interest sparring parters were no-nonsense sports therapist-cum-copper Amy Turtle (AMANDA HILLWOOD) in series one, and permanently cross Polish art student Grete Grotowska (JOANNA KANSKA) thereafter. JOHN BIRD was ineffectual, paranoid vice chancellor Ernest Hemingway (do you see?) at the start. Second series involved the purchase of the university by your standard shady, defence-linked American conglomerate headed by Commie-fearing smoothie Jack B. Daniels (do you continue to see?) with his eye on the main chance of closing down all that bothersome ‘learning’ and setting up a big old ‘research’ facility. Other one-off cameos included HUGH GRANT’s early turn as a priest with busy hands, JAMES GROUT as blithe nudist humanities don George Bunn, JOE MEILA as weird, saturnine creative writing tutor Ron Rust, who’s supposedly the writer of the series they’re all appearing in, and TIMOTHY WEST as sexually frustrated Professor John Thomas Fury (do you – look, there’s a lot of this sort of stuff). Excellent stuff all round, filmed round the convincingly bleak environs of the University of East Anglia. One-off revival A VERY POLISH PRACTICE got bleaker still, relocating Stephen, Greta and Bob to… well, you can probably guess.

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Britannia Hospital

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Ever felt this country was a bit like a big, knackered, corrupt old NHS hospital? Top left-wing master of despair Lindsay Anderson has! Britain’s king of the shrill satirical scream had put Malcolm MacDowell through his paces in the school revolution of If… (1968) and the rambling picaresque O Lucky Man! (1970), and finally dismembered him in this medical farce in which Britain becomes a crumbling, strike-hit state health establishment, coping with terrorist bombs, a workers’ walkout and anti-capitalist demonstrations on the day of a royal visit. This much-derided comedy gleefully nicks the mantle of just about every popular British film genre from Carry On rudery to Hammer horror (the latter complete with spooky wibbly sounds straight from the school percussion cupboard).

MacDowell, admittedly, doesn’t get to do much aside from snoop about in a window cleaner’s cradle (oh, and get bodily torn limb from limb), but the choicest satirical morsels are shared out among a reliably burgeoning all-star cast: Leonard Rossiter’s harassed financial director; Joan Plowright’s confident NUPE chief; the ever-brilliant Graham Crowden’s maniacally amoral, brain-liquidising research scientist, complete with documentary film crew in permanent tow; Robin Askwith’s bolshy but easily-bought kitchen staff head (“that’s a gesture my lads and lasses would easily appreciate!”); Richard Griffiths’s anodyne DJ Cheerful Bernie (“those naughty bombers ‘ave just blown a fuse in the toaster!”); a stoned Mark Hamill laughing hysterically at film of battery hens; Brian Glover and Mike ‘Larry carries ladders round with ease’ Grady as neverending decorators and countless others including Robbie Coltrane, John  Gordon Sinclair, Dandy Nichols, Alan Bates, Marsha Hunt, Arthur Lowe and good old Liz Smith.

Fittingly, it ends with staff and visiting dignitaries witnessing the unveiling of Crowden’s latest wheeze – a super-computer poised to take over from the worn-out human race – either the logical conclusion of the snowballing satirical shenanigans or a bit of a ‘couldn’t think of an ending’ cop-out, depending on your viewpoint. Whatever you think of the shape of the thing, it’s one of the most memorable cinematic messes ever vomited onto the screen. Delicate it ain’t. Anderson’s an angry old man, and he determinedly plays every symbolic character up for all they’re worth, and often a bit extra: he’ll make you see what he did there if it’s the last thing he does. But for those with a taste for the excessively overwrought state-of-the-nation film satire will find that, as a full-stop to that most wayward of film genres, it’s pretty hard to beat.

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Final Programme, The

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Maverick pop-art fantasy director Robert Fuest (The Avengers, The Abominable Dr Phibes) is let loose on Michael Moorcock’s time-tripping novel of swinging psychosexual splother, producing a muddled tale of a race to stop the blueprints for a genetically modified Superman falling into the wrong hands as the missiles drop. Jon ‘Counterstrike‘ Finch cuts a dashing cross between Jon Pertwee and Tony Bastable as unstable, black nail varnish-wearing, chocolate digestive-munching fop Jerry Cornelius, and Jenny ‘Jubilee‘ Runacre is fun as the catsuit-clad, predatory Miss Brunner, and there are top guest turns from Hugh Griffiths, Sterling Hayden, Patrick Magee, Harry Andrews and Graham Crowden. But really, as with The Avengers, forget trying to make sense of any fragments of so called “plot” that might happen to be floating about, this is all about the set-pieces.

And what set-pieces. Heaps of wrecked cars along the Thames? Check. Multicoloured poison gas clouds? Check. Underground supercomputer powered by rows of scientists’ disembodied brains? Check. Hypodermic-firing drug pistols? Check. Chic restaurant with in-house wrestling tournaments, with booze served up in little Freeze-pop packets from a tray around Sandra Dickinson’s neck? Check. Picnics with lab-coated scientists in miniature geodesic domes? Check. Fiendishly cryptic Adventure Game-style puzzles involving doors with gigantic vertical chess sets as locks? Check. Giant pinball game featuring women rolling about in those inflatable spheres James Burke used to try out on Tomorrow’s World? Check. Solarised film to indicate the apocalypse? Check. Actually quite good zero-budget visual effects done with a bit of corrugated glass by an optical lab that, when asked to repeat the trick for something else, admitted they’d forgotten how they did it? Check. Hermaphrodite ubermensch revealed as a manicured monkey doing a crap Humphrey Bogart impression? Er, check. The soundtrack? Why, jazz-Moog, of course!

So, we’re not in for a round of incisive character-led examination of the human condition or taut, finely crafted storytelling. So what’s the big deal? Well, we’d argue that a great big wobbly dollop of blancmange is great once in a while. The fact that your average multiplex these days shows nothing but blancmange is part of the problem – ‘once in a while’ is the key. Besides (and this is a matter of taste), there’s a big difference between some off-the shelf readymix packet blancmange and the sort your granny whips up out of various Macmillan-era odds and ends she’s found at the back of the pantry. Both will lay you up in bed for a fortnight, but only the latter lends itself to a good anecdote rather than a sniffy letter to Watchdog. (The fact we’re reduced to making such absurdly overstretched food metaphors is somehow appropriate to this mad film.)

Any hardcore Moorcock fans watching this film will become crosser and crosser throughout, but while it does break the cardinal rule of this sort of thing by playing up its inherent daftness at times, it’s splendid entertainment to watch this misguided film shake itself spectacularly to bits, like one of those Heath Robinson prototype flying machines. Enjoy the journey – just don’t expect to find yourself anywhere convenient when you get off.

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Rodney, Our Intrepid Hero

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Baroque goings-on at Graham Crowden’s exclusive organisation dedicated to the facilitation of illicit pleasures, exposed by ace reporter Jim Norton. Script by Brian Finch.

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Rise And Rise Of Michael Rimmer, The

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1970, and voters face an unedifying choice between a tired old Labour government and a slightly prannyish Tory challenger in a political climate that’s fast becoming 99% froth. The time seems right for Peter Cook, John Cleese, Graham Chapman and director Kevin Billington to lift the British political satire out of its comfy old constituencies of class war and union bashing and cock a snook at the emerging cult of the opinion pollster.

Cook, as the titular mercurial time and motion man, enters the ineptly run Fairbairn advertising agency literally from nowhere, and starts shaking up the complacent staff by standing about in the gents with a clipboard. The slug-abed likes of John Cleese and Arthur Lowe don’t take well to their comfy routine of in-office ballroom dancing and test match viewing being interrupted by pesky efficiency, but when the company starts actually showing some signs of success (through a pornographic TV campaign for Olde English humbugs) Rimmer leapfrogs them with ease and sets about establishing opinion poll dominance for the firm by nobbling Denholm Elliott’s rival firm as they survey the religious propensities of the folk of Nuneaton. (Result: 42% Buddhist.)

From then it’s a small matter to nobble politics itself, manipulating both Labour and Conservatives from the sidelines, joining the latter himself and rising through the ranks to high office. There, Rimmer unveils his masterstroke: the introduction of hourly compulsory electronic voting for the populace on every single policy issue, after which he just sits back and waits for the people, sick of their lives being interrupted by the flashing red light on the front room voting terminal, to beg him to form a dictatorship and make all the pesky democracy stop.

As a Well Made Film it stinks – sketch follows sketch with little regard for shape, characters are paper-thin and drop out of the action as soon as their satirical point’s been made – but for sheer prescience (not least predicting the surprise 1970 Tory election victory – sadly the distributors got cold feet and held off releasing it until after the poll) it’s in a class of its own. Bits of business come thick and fast, and some are great: the slapstick sabotaging of a live Party Political broadcast, some overexcited ‘big desk’ election night coverage, and a high tech defence system straight out of Thunderbirds. As you’d expect, an endless succession of acting stalwarts parade before the camera, many of them great fun. Arthur Lowe’s bumbling advertising placeman and Denholm Elliott’s unscrupulous Peter Niss are excellent, as are Ronald Fraser, channeling Ted Heath via Harold MacMillan as the easily-led over-emotional ‘compassionate’ conservative leader and George A Cooper as the Wilsonian pipe-smoking, fireside-chatting, smugly insincere Labour chief.

Elsewhere, topical cameos about: Graham Crowden’s agnostic bishop is a take on the infamously doubting Bishop of Woolwich; Jerry Ram’s bent far-left activist Ranjit X takes the piss out of Tariq Ali; Ronald Culver’s fuming racist (“Are we mad??”) is Enoch Powell to a tee, and Harold Pinter’s supercilious chat show host Steven Hench could be taken for a David Frost parody, if Rimmer himself wasn’t so clearly an embodiment of Frostie’s rise-without-trace, from Cook’s blank-eyed offensive charm, through a decidedly Frostesque VIP breakfast party at London Zoo, right up to an uncannily accurate recreation of his modish front room (brave stuff, considering Frost’s Paradine Films initiated the project in the first place).

It’s very much one of those bitty, slightly flaky 1970s British comedy films, to be sure, but unlike, say, Rentadick, there are some sharp ideas and great lines among the shapeless mass of random incidents and cameoing comedians. And it’s the only film where Cook’s much debated acting ability is matched to his role: he glides through the film as if on castors, while everyone around him knocks themselves out. Just like Rimmer himself, he bakes his own cake and eats it, backed by a brilliantly swinging theme tune from John ‘Psychomania‘ Cameron. Super!

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BBC Television Shakespeare, The

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HERE WAS a prime cut of your actual Public Service Broadcasting with a capital “p”, illuminated in red with a filigreed gold border on the finest vellum WH Smith’s could supply. All 37 of Big Willie’s plays were to be filmed (actually, taped in the studio for the most part), largely uncut, with the best actors the Corporation could lay their hands on, forming an authoritative record of the finest English drama and preserving the classic canon for the ages. Cedric Messina, the bumptious producer-at-large who helmed the Beeb’s Chekhov-by-the-yard heritage drama stalwart Play of the Month, was the man in charge. Monetary support came courtesy of several American institutions, including Exxon and Time-Life (who’d helped the Beeb out with previous heritage drama flagship Churchill’s People, although they didn’t like to talk about it). But the cash came with strings attached. The Yanks, typically, took our historic literature very seriously (possibly due to not having much of their own), so they wanted this series done properly. And properly meant as trad-as-you-please. So, right, no setting the plays in the future, or in space, or on trapezes, or in modern day Lebanon, or in the mind of a mentally challenged eight year old homeless girl on the Fall’s Road. We want spears, we want castles, we want codpieces. And we want them Tuesday.

And this was what BBC2 and PBS viewers got. At least, initially. Wisely deciding not to screen the plays in chonological order (which would have meant opening with limb-hacking miseryfest Titus Andronicus, not a very good gambit for a Sunday evening prestige drama), they kicked off with a nice, traditional, mild cheddar adaptation of Romeo and Juliet. Some of what followed was better, some worse, a fair bit just as dull. The whole affair looked like it was going to play out in this respectful but unremarkable fashion, and critics cocked a snook (the best snook, as ever, belonged to Clive James, who dubbed the whole hubristic enterprise the ‘Bardathon’). But two years in, the creaking vessel was shaken up as Messina was replaced on the bridge by everyone’s favourite magpie intellectual, Jonathan Miller. Getting in a fresh load of directors and technical types, as well as getting his hands dirty himself, Miller pushed the ‘trad’ stipulations as far as was humanly possible. Recreating old masters in televisual form was a favourite game, and the plays started to look fantastic, as opposed to just very bright and rather cheap. (Any dullard who reckons videotape is doomed to look shoddy next to film should be shut in a room with the beautifully lit All’s Well That Ends Well and told to shut up.)

On the less famous productions, mucking about was the order of the day. Stylised minimalist sets came into force, leading Clive James to waspishly express his concern for the actor’s welfare in The Winter’s Tale, fearing that if one of them “sat on a cone instead of a cube, the blank verse would suffer”. (Admittedly, it didn’t completely work – that production’s brave attempt to realise the infamous stage direction “Exit, pursued by a bear” owed a lot to the set dresser of Steptoe and Son.) Popular parallels with the tragic milieu were drawn out: in particular medieval royal courts were shot like scenes from Dallas (which, ironically, was what most people were watching instead, over on BBC1). Elsewhere Miller busied himself with recreating tricky perspectives in that oft-neglected sixteenth century building medium, untreated plywood, and turned Trojan war epic Troilus and Cressida into a tunics-’n'-togas version of M*A*S*H, complete with saucy pin-up etchings and an antiquarian Corporal Klinger. (He even, in a manic on-set bout of sub-Python whimsy, envisioned the prologue being spoken by Richard Baker, in full Renaissance garb, wandering around Troy with a BBC microphone in hand, until a passing Trojan points out that microphones haven’t been invented yet, and Baker stomps off in a huff. Sadly, somewhere along the line common sense prevailed.) Best of all, director Jane Howell, faced with presenting the titanic three-part Henry VI, shot the whole thing in a brightly-coloured recreation of a children’s adventure playground. Combine this with an electronic soundtrack by ‘Deadly’ Dudley Sutton, a swathe of randomly-applied regional accents, weird It’s a Knockout suits of armour looking like a cross between an American football quarterback and a DFS sofa, loads of really really long one-camera shots, a host of knowing looks to camera and a swordfighting Brenda Blethyn and the ten-odd hours practically flew by. And hardly anyone could moan about playing fast and loose with the Bard as the usual pernickety whingeing types knew damn all about the more obscure plays anyway.

As ever with these massive period pantechnicons, the casting was a source of endless off-topic fascination. You couldn’t chuck a halberd in most of the plays without clobbering a brace of famous names, and some came from well off the RSC-approved beaten track. Miller’s decision to cast John Cleese as an uptight puritanical Petruchio in The Taming of the Shrew proved to be comedy gold, and Leonard Rossiter, sporting exactly the same beard as Cleese, was the only great thing in the otherwise rather flimsy Life and Death of King John. Further down the list, Johns Birds and Fortune were arch artisans in Timon of Athens, Rikki Fulton was a Scotch and wry pedlar in Winter’s Tale, and Phil Daniels did a punked-up Puck for A Midsummer Night’s Dream. (The choice for Bottom was less unexpected – yep, Brian Glover.) Other experiments weren’t so successful. Again, the opening Romeo and Juliet stank the place out with much of its acting, especially the stilted turn from Anthony ‘Oh then. I see. Queen Mab. Hath been. With you.’ Andrews, and while it must have seemed like a wheeze to get Roger Daltrey in to play both Dromios (with a little Colour Separation trickery) in The Comedy of Errors, the results squeaked for themselves. Actually, perhaps the most unusual aspect of the productions was an inexplicable casting anomaly: 37 plays. Almost 150 hours of solid period television drama. Number of appearances by Brian Blessed: zero. What giveth?

Well, we may josh, but the best of the plays did live on, through the cheerfully ramshackle medium of the educational VHS cassette, which ensured that English students for the next decade would be all over the madly varying tones and production values, albeit increasingly wondering, as telly advanced in technique, why the camera never cut away, why they were always indoors even when they said they weren’t, and why Hannibal Lecter is being so easily duped by that bloke off the British Gas ads. Which was, perhaps, not the sort of grand immortality the BBC governors had envisaged for the series, but it’s a legacy nonetheless. “If I should die, think only this of me: that there’s a dusty old VHS in some corner of an English Lit resources cupboard that is forever Sunday night on BBC2 circa 1980.”

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Amazing Mr Blunden, The

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In between The Railway Children and Wombling Free – in quality terms as well as chronologically – Lionel ‘POSH’ Jeffries directed this uneven but charming CFF-style tale of two children (Lynne ‘Mrs Peter Sellers IV’ Frederick and Garry ‘Jamie Dodger’ Miller) who turn up at titular landowner Lawrence ‘Persuaders’ Naismith’s stately pile and save two time-travelling 19th century kids from their nasty uncle James ‘Asylum’ Villiers. An early charmer from the David Hemmings-founded Hemdale Films, who before they struck paydirt with The Terminator gave rise to a slew of esoterica such as Tommy, The Blockhouse, River’s Edge and Race for the Yankee Zephyr. A fine roster of British character players fill out the cast, as ever – Diana Dors, Graham Crowden, Paul ‘timing’ Eddington, David ‘career?’ Lodge and Madeline Smith as a, er, “ballerina”. Plus the end credits follow the ‘Allo ‘Allo! template of ‘actors waving the audience a cheerful goodbye except for the baddies who remain resolutely in character and grumpy to the last’. All films should end this way. Especially Se7en.

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Play Not-Quite-For Today: Series One

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In the autumn of 1983, BBC1 showed a strand of single plays in the Play for Today slot which, though sharing many themes, and indeed writers, directors and actors, with the strand proper, were not produced or promoted as Play for Today, but as stand-alone plays (or ‘films’) in their own right – and generally got rather more publicity than Play for Today was then garnering. They’re included here, seeing as we’re damned if we don’t by the pedants anyway, as ‘unofficial’ entries in the canon.

Being Normal

By Brian Phelan
Couple David Suchet and Anna Carteret enlist the help of writer friend William Simons to draw attention to the plight of their daughter Sadie, who suffers from growth restriction disorder Turner’s Syndrome.

Gunfight At The Joe Kaye Corral

By Alan Shinwell
Kaye (Mark Eden) becomes a desperate man when the recession starts to bite, and the bank forecloses on his clothing factory. So desperate, he’s open to any offers of work, even from (literal) cowboys… This and the following three plays were promoted together as a series “in which people try to find new ways of life”.

Ring Of Keys

By Frank Ash
Nineteen-year-old Iain Andrew takes advantage of a Highland hostelling holiday to escape his stifling home life and overbearing mother (Jan Wilson).

Bazaar and Rummage

By Sue Townsend
A self-help group of female agoraphobics attempt to overcome their fears by running a charity jumble sale at the town hall. The group, led by ex-agoraphobe Gwenda (Frances Tomelty) comprises obsessive-compulsive cleaner Bell-Bell (Brigit Forsyth), Katrina, a cabaret singer who was traumatically driven off stage in a hail of plastic pineapples and never recovered, and Margaret, who has remained indoors since being raped as a teenager fifteen years ago. Social worker Fliss (Juliet Stevenson) is brought in to keep things under control as the quartet battle with their neuroses. Adrian Mole author Townsend’s jokey treatment of a largely taboo subject angered many real agoraphobics, but the play remains popular in rep to this day.

Floating Off

By Stephen Davis
Businessman Peter Woodthorpe pushes through a deal with Graham Crowden’s merchant bank behind his son’s back, in order to try and start a new life with his secretary, Brenda Blethyn.

Stan’s Last Game

By Willis Hall
James Grout and Bert Parnaby are rival chairmen of a northern football club in the run-up to an important cup match. As tempers fray, retiring president Charles Lamb provides a calming voice of sanity.

Submariners

By Tom McClenaghan
Strange, near-farcical take on tensions, eccentricities and sexuality among the crew of a Polaris submarine, on a six-week tour of duty off the coast of Faslane in Scotland. Among their number, Neil Pearson is the wily, mascara-wearing, cross-dressing messhand AB Seaman ‘Cock’ Roach, using his Bilko-esque charm to scale the naval pecking order and positively thrive in this tiny, cloistered world

Martin Luther – Heretic

By William Nicholson
Transmitted on the 500th anniversary of the Protestant church founder’s birth, Jonathan Pryce takes the lead role in this dramatised account of his life (with plenty of flint-eyed to-camera addresses), alongside Maurice Denham, David de Keyser, Valentine Dyall and The Medieval Players.

Reith

By Roger Milner
Two-part dramatisation of the career of the BBC’s founding father, taken from his copious diaries and scrapbooks. Tom Fleming plays the guardian of the nation’s morals.

One of Ourselves

By William Trevor
In an Irish village (Cappoquin, Co. Waterford) in the late ’50s, young boy Stephen Mason turns fifteen and starts leaving his childhood behind, especially childlike, harmless ‘village idiot’ Cyril Cusack.

An Englishman Abroad

By Alan Bennett
Dramatised account of actress Coral Browne’s encounters with exiled spy Guy Burgess while touring the Soviet Union with the Royal Shakespeare Company’s production of Hamlet in 1961. Homesickness for the country he betrayed looms large, as does the lack of bath plugs in Muscovite hotels. Browne plays herself, Alan Bates is Burgess, and Mark Wing-Davey and Charles Gray are among the touring players. Suitably austere bits of Northern towns play Moscow. John Schlesinger directs. A BAFTA award-winning play, contrasting with Dennis Potter’s Traitor, on much the same subject, in 1971.

The Aerodrome

By Rex Warner
Warner adapts his own 1941 novel of a small village being slowly engulfed by the nearby RAF base. Peter Firth, son of the village clergyman (Richard Briers) sees the Air Force, with it’s exciting new jet fighters, as a glamorous escape from the stifling rural life, and enlists, only to find the base being run by a malevolent Air Vice-Marshal (Richard Johnson) with fascistic, dictatorial ambitions. Controversial in 1941 for suggesting the military is a breeding ground for fascism (with good reason – both Hermann Goering and Sir Oswald Moseley were former WWI ‘flying aces’) this play was immensely popular on transmission, perhaps because what had by then become period trappings and nostalgic recreation lent a pleasant sugar coating to the story.

The Crystal Spirit: Orwell on Jura

By Alan Plater
Ronald Pickup plays George Orwell, writing 1984 in his remote Scottish farmhouse in the late 1940s, believing he has only a few years left to complete his work due to the onset of tuberculosis. Fiona Walker plays his wife. The title was taken from a poem he wrote in honour of an Italian militiaman he encountered during the ish Civil War (“But the thing that I saw in your face/No power can disinherit/No bomb that ever burst/Shatters the crystal spirit.”)

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Beloved Enemy

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By Charles Levinson and David Leland. Dramatisation of a real-life business deal between Britain and the USSR in which the UK exchanged anti-missile systems for cheap Russian industrial products. Not a little polemic involved. Based on Charles Levinson’s book Vodka Cola. With Graham Crowden and Stephen Berkoff.

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Adventures of Don Quick, The

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SCI-FI COMEDY outing, little remembered now, with IAN HENDRY as the quixotic space traveller, and RONALD LACEY as Sam Chopanza. Quite well done stuff for such an early effort. Also featured KATE “TRIANGLE” O’MARA and GRAHAM “SUN TRAP” CROWDEN.

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Sun Trap, The

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EX-PAT BRITCOM set on some remote island colony in the Med, the first thing to be written by DAVID NOBBS since PERRIN, and as such hugely anticipated. And as such it was hugely disappointing. Lashings of Little England cliches perpetrated by such hobbledehoys TERENCE “CHARLIE HUNGERFORD” ALEXANDER and GRAHAM “PECULIAR PRACTICE” CROWDEN.

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