“TO BE HONEST,” they would proclaim, “the fuss that is sometimes made when we’re playing the theatres scares us. It’s like The Beatles.” The Bootleg Beatles, that is. Walking (just) embodiment of what went wrong with comedy in the 80s, now born-again Christians but still happy to lap it up at the Blackpool Winter Gardens. Enjoyed astonishing exposure off the back of amusingly failed appearances on BRUCE FORSYTH'S BIG NIGHT doing sub-sub-sub Morecambe and Wise variety with a curly-haired noisy little sod with braces (“Rock on, Tommy!”) and tall dull stooge. Own show weirdly mutated into a sitcom for a bit, then ended up – oh god – Cannon And Ball’s Casino with a young Steve Coogan cashing his chips. Not the nadir, though; that was spin-off film The Boys In Blue, done ten years after ITV spin-off films had a) stopped being funny and b) just stopped. An appearance in 2000 on J** D*******’s Generation Game was arduous: Cannon sings song “for all the ladies and gentlemen here tonight”, Ball accompanies on toy trumpet, Cannon gets gradually more agitated with Ball’s erratic behaviour, audience sympathises with Ball… They hadn’t learned.
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We did say when this programme began in September 2010 that the name was totally cursed, having been used for both TVam’s swiftly abandoned early show and ITN’s unsuccessful bid for the franchise ten years later. Unsurprisingly they didn’t listen to us, and that brings us to the last ever episode. Certainly changed a lot since day one, Adrian and Christine and the swish set with all the purples soon being jettisoned and now it’s just GMTV all over again with an even more toxic brand. We doubt they’ll go out with much of a bang but worth a look anyway, before the next incarnation of ITV breakfast begins next week. We give it six months.
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Points of View
- In 'MOORE, Roger', Adrian says: "Also single handedly responsible for the 70s fashion for safari suits.."
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- In 'MOORE, Roger', George White says: "Oh yes, Alan Ladd’s kid David, where he has to chow down on piles and piles of snowy white coke, to the sound of bad disco. Ah, when British..."
- In 'Eh, Brian, It’s a Whopper', Me says: "I have 5 of the 6 episodes made on VHS… When I get a bit of free Time, I will transfer to DVD then upload to YouTube"