FROM THE DESK OF DOIG. Yup, this was another of Clive’s 1980s epics, only this bestrode the schedules like some corduroy collosus. Not once, not twice, not thrice, but four-weekly pupils v teachers grillathon based, somewhat lazily it has to be admitted, on plain old noughts and crosses. Pupil was “O”, their teacher “X” and “Board” was giant annoyingly clacketty tic-tac-toe grid, each space with four possible configurations – “O”, blank, “X”, blank. Answer a typically riddle-me-ree question correctly (sample: Is the day after tomorrow week the same as yesterday fortnight? How many legs does each contestant have in a three-legged race?), and get to turn squares a certain number of times by nominating positions, in a style later ripped off by Rob Curling’s TURNABOUT, with ultimate aim being, well, tic-tac-toe. First brought to us by HOWARD STABLEFORD before, and this order is correct, PAUL JONES (yup, out of Manfred Mann) then TREVOR “Bruno” BROOKES. Naturally it went downhill from there, Brookes’ arrival coinciding with the replacement of the half-decent Grange Hill-style opening theme with an annoying rap effort and lots of objectionable kids running about objectionably in the title sequence. Winners of first series, if you’re out there, were the pupils and teachers of Monk’s Wall School, Welwyn Garden City.
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Creamguide's Pick of the Day
This week Creamguide took a trip to the new children’s TV exhibition at The Lowry in Salford and, given it’s free, we think it’s well worth a visit if you’re passing. What we liked especially is that there are big pictures and biogs of people like Biddy, Edward “Cravat” Barnes, Joy Whitby, Chris Bellinger et al on display and we’re delighted the off-screen personnel get just as much credit as the characters and shows they created. And don’t forget, just two minutes or so away, you can tie it in with a visit to the Blue Peter garden at MediaCityUK, which isn’t behind a fence or barrier so it truly is a garden for everyone and we were thrilled to be there. And in a week we’ve visited Blue Peter, the show itself visits one of our old stamping grounds with a show from the beach at Colwyn Bay.
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