FROM THE DESK OF DOIG. Yup, this was another of Clive’s 1980s epics, only this bestrode the schedules like some corduroy collosus. Not once, not twice, not thrice, but four-weekly pupils v teachers grillathon based, somewhat lazily it has to be admitted, on plain old noughts and crosses. Pupil was “O”, their teacher “X” and “Board” was giant annoyingly clacketty tic-tac-toe grid, each space with four possible configurations – “O”, blank, “X”, blank. Answer a typically riddle-me-ree question correctly (sample: Is the day after tomorrow week the same as yesterday fortnight? How many legs does each contestant have in a three-legged race?), and get to turn squares a certain number of times by nominating positions, in a style later ripped off by Rob Curling’s TURNABOUT, with ultimate aim being, well, tic-tac-toe. First brought to us by HOWARD STABLEFORD before, and this order is correct, PAUL JONES (yup, out of Manfred Mann) then TREVOR “Bruno” BROOKES. Naturally it went downhill from there, Brookes’ arrival coinciding with the replacement of the half-decent Grange Hill-style opening theme with an annoying rap effort and lots of objectionable kids running about objectionably in the title sequence. Winners of first series, if you’re out there, were the pupils and teachers of Monk’s Wall School, Welwyn Garden City.
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We have no truck with those people who complain the Beeb, and the British audience, don’t do Eurovision “properly”, because we’ll do it how we want, thank you very much, and the ratings suggest most people are absolutely fine with our approach. However, we do get a bit fed up with retrospectives that simply recycle the same half dozen clips, so we welcome this heavyweight ninety minute epic which looks set to be the most in-depth treatment since the documentary shown as part of TV Hell back in 1992. With Wogan and Norton involved it won’t be entirely serious, and rightly so, but it’s a more thoughtful look than we usually get, with some less familiar clips to boot.
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