Baker and Kelly’s VSPO
Friday, 18.00, BT Sport 1
This is show three, but we’ve forgotten to bill the previous two episodes and at least now we’ve had the chance to actually see it. It stands for Vaguely Sporting Phone Out, if you’re bothered, and it’s basically Dan and Dan – looking rather out of place in the swish BT studio, as if they’ve broken in, and at one point just getting up and standing in another bit because they thought they should make the most of it – doing what they do best, soliciting anecdotes about breaking chandeliers with footballs, showing pictures of players drawn by toddlers and predicting the results of the weekend’s action via tarot cards and toasters. All great fun, and if that’s not enough to guarantee inclusion in Creamguide (when we’ve remembered it), the voice-overs, unfortunately not live, are by Dame Helen Skelton.