FROM 1989, the bizarre Broom Cupboard “video” for JASON DONOVAN’s ace Hit Factory seasonal symphony When You Come Back To Me, featuring the erstwhile Scott Robinson ambling around and miming to the track, while chubby-cheeked common-room siren PHILIPPA FORRESTER frugs with Santa.

There’s a mercifully brief appearance from SIMON PARKIN right at the end, but thankfully, the clip cuts out before ANDI PETERS turns up.