IT’S CHRISTMAS 1984 and Radio 1 breakfast DJ MIKE READ turns UN peace envoy to end the pop Cold War once and for all, bringing together the massed forces of DURAN DURAN and SPANDAU BALLET for a special edition of Pop Quiz, featuring both bands budged up behind the desks.

Look away now if you don’t want to know the result, but Duran Duran won, largely because they cheated like mad. But at least MARTIN KEMP and STEVE NORMAN got to help Melchester Rovers reach the Milk Cup final not long afterwards, which must have come as some consolation.