What to press in event of an unanswered call in those phoneboxes that you now only see in very exclusive neighbourhoods, or the back gardens of very rich Americans. Look closely and you may also spot the dots-and-dashes ‘telephone wire’ British Telecom logo, a loose telephone directory on a little shelf, a smiling police constable, and a whole street of people with keys to each other’s houses.

THAT NUMBER AGAIN: WALMINGTON-ON-SEA 333