Funny how advertising can alter the associations of a song forever. The Stylistics’ You Make Me Feel Brand New, a keening tract of close harmony disco schmaltz from 1974, should by rights conjure up images of the last couple dancing on a rapidly-clearing disco floor at the end of the evening, glitter balls going slowly out of focus, lonely men in polo shirts dejectedly draining the last of their lukewarm pint, and other provincial night out cliches of a certain vintage. Instead it stands for a blonde housewife flapping a white cotton sheet around an overlit bedroom, and a baby drooling mashed banana onto its bib. This misattribution is all the fault of Bio-Tex, ‘the only specialist soaker and pre-washer’, and its long-running ad campaign which famously identified, in the forthright manner of the ancient Greek philosophers, the four basic elements of dirt as blood, sweat, gravy and egg. Precisely what reasoning led to the isolation of this seemigly random quartet we’d have loved to know, but no working was ever shown.
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Here’s something a bit interesting from the archives, an anthology series of ghost stories from 1977 with an extremely distinguished cast which apparently isn’t very good and was considered such a failure it was never repeated, and as of now we can check that with the Radio Times archive and that does appear to be the case. This repeat run might be a bit more exciting if it hadn’t been released on DVD last year, and if we were getting more than, it seems, just three of the eight episodes, but interesting enough, we think.
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