The British public house used to be an establishment of two halves. Turn right as you went in (or was it left?), and you hit the Saloon Bar: a suave, sophisticated, not to mention carpeted, area wherein soft music and plastic pineapples full of ice provided the perfect environment for giggly reps to be bought glasses of Babycham and Calviere by hopeful unemployed-yet-Datsun-owning lads in their best Burlington shirts. On the other side, however, you hit the resolutely all-male, fruit machines-‘n’-Capstan-fog of the Public Bar, the chief signifier of which was an A3 card decorated with a topless Page Three Stunner, her ample charms obscured by twenty-odd packets of Big D (the nation’s number two nut, at least). In the days before Sky Sports, it was considered a prime source of entertainment for prannyish young shavers to ask the barman for two packets of nuts and giggle like idiots at the anticipated location of the subsequent comestible removal. Disappointment often came their way along with the bags of ready-salted, but then the Big D card was little more than a high-salt, high-testosterone advent calendar. Albeit one probably not endorsed by the General Synod.
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Where Are They Now? The Reunions
Sunday, 19.00, ITV
After They Were Famous used to be a handy and entertaining schedule filler for the light channel around the turn of the century so it’s fair enough the original production team give the format another spin. So here are several casts and bands getting back together, and though some of the stories may be a bit familiar – not least the Bay City Rollers, who appear to have reunited without any help from this programme anyway – and some of them, not least the Oxo family and Musical Youth, are missing key members for obvious reasons, it should all make for an amiable hour.
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