The British public house used to be an establishment of two halves. Turn right as you went in (or was it left?), and you hit the Saloon Bar: a suave, sophisticated, not to mention carpeted, area wherein soft music and plastic pineapples full of ice provided the perfect environment for giggly reps to be bought glasses of Babycham and Calviere by hopeful unemployed-yet-Datsun-owning lads in their best Burlington shirts. On the other side, however, you hit the resolutely all-male, fruit machines-’n’-Capstan-fog of the Public Bar, the chief signifier of which was an A3 card decorated with a topless Page Three Stunner, her ample charms obscured by twenty-odd packets of Big D (the nation’s number two nut, at least). In the days before Sky Sports, it was considered a prime source of entertainment for prannyish young shavers to ask the barman for two packets of nuts and giggle like idiots at the anticipated location of the subsequent comestible removal. Disappointment often came their way along with the bags of ready-salted, but then the Big D card was little more than a high-salt, high-testosterone advent calendar. Albeit one probably not endorsed by the General Synod.
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Really enjoyed this last week, you could probably argue the story didn’t particularly justify the extended running time but we never felt it dragged too much and if they want to put it on in the pictures we suppose they’ve got to make it worth people turning up. We particularly liked the restaurant scene and if there’s more of that comic crosstalk in this series we’ll be happy, and we liked the suggestion on Twitter that Matt could also phone up at the end of every episode with a moral, like He-Man. This one’s a Fantastic Voyage rip-off which sounds fun.
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