The British public house used to be an establishment of two halves. Turn right as you went in (or was it left?), and you hit the Saloon Bar: a suave, sophisticated, not to mention carpeted, area wherein soft music and plastic pineapples full of ice provided the perfect environment for giggly reps to be bought glasses of Babycham and Calviere by hopeful unemployed-yet-Datsun-owning lads in their best Burlington shirts. On the other side, however, you hit the resolutely all-male, fruit machines-‘n’-Capstan-fog of the Public Bar, the chief signifier of which was an A3 card decorated with a topless Page Three Stunner, her ample charms obscured by twenty-odd packets of Big D (the nation’s number two nut, at least). In the days before Sky Sports, it was considered a prime source of entertainment for prannyish young shavers to ask the barman for two packets of nuts and giggle like idiots at the anticipated location of the subsequent comestible removal. Disappointment often came their way along with the bags of ready-salted, but then the Big D card was little more than a high-salt, high-testosterone advent calendar. Albeit one probably not endorsed by the General Synod.
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Sorry, it is a bit of a quiet start to the week but, honestly, it does get better. That does not coincide with this channel rebranding itself as Christmas Gold on Tuesday, because the schedule is more or less exactly the same, especially given this weekend while it goes under its usual name they’re showing a load of Only Fools Christmas Specials anyway, over fourteen hours of them today. We had assumed that, and had decided to bill them because, they were showing them all, but in fact it’s just the early nineties ones a couple of times, though it does offer the chance to see Miami Twice in its original two part form rather than the abridged version with added laugh track made for video release. If you miss it, though, you’ll no doubt see it again before the decorations come down.
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