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Active Learning

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The late 1960s were a time of cultural revolution in the classroom. The Nuffield Foundation, a group of academic liberals, took a look at the trad primary school setup – serried ranks of desks, big fat squeaky blackboard, largely pink globe, those long twiddly poles for opening the windows – and saw that it was bad.

Their remedy for this authoritarian stuffiness was to strip the place out and start again in a friendly way more suited to “active learning”. So out went the front-facing desks and in came clumps of tables for “group work”, little corrugated card partitions, nice brown rugs, and an almost pathological desire to free up as much “floorspace” as possible. The teacher’s desk was set at a jaunty angle. Comfy chairs cropped up in quiet corners. Formerly grey and peeling walls were plastered with cheery drawings and graphs on bits of stapled sugar paper. Oh, and don’t forget the obligatory chunky, sans serif alphabet running round the top of the wall.

Details mattered. Every bit of furniture fell under scrutiny. (“Does the teacher’s table have to be so big?”) Initially, conversions from the old “sit and write” regime to the brave new world of “topic work” were very much make do and mend: nice flat surfaces were made by sticking corks under the flaps of the old sloping desks, or by bunging an old blackboard over the lot (covered, of course, in Fablon). Later on, they were replaced by those grey tables with the rounded corners and the tubular metal legs which never quite fitted together properly. With penmanship out and plasticine in, the transformation was complete.

Of course, the teachers themselves were a different matter. The new breed of caring NUT candidates, all floaty skirts and kind looks, flourished in these new informal digs. The more old fashioned schoolmasters, rudely disinterred from their trusty old “point and shout” teaching methods, forced to wade through impenetrable reams of course modules and skillsets, and finding themselves all at sea with the necessary colour coded stickering systems, were less enthusiastic. Some of them smelt a Marxist rat among the pedagogic folderol, and stubbornly dug in their wrote-learning heels, amping up the crotchety disciplinarian shtick to almost cartoon levels in reactionary revolt. Stick that up your “circle time”, Harold Wilson!

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Agitprop Theatre

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They may be full of identikit wisecracking unicyclists these days, but not so long ago the streets, precincts and school halls of the nation thrilled to the shoutily earnest strains of agitprop theatre. A spate of (relatively) massive Arts Council subsidy, a post-sixties revolutionary hangover and, most importantly, an abundance of out-of-work actors combined to produce a rich and decidedly nutty tradition of energetically hectoring, unashamedly didactic, and often willfully obscure “happenings” in public places orchestrated by a generation of young optimists who made it their mission to raise collective consciousness, spread the socialist gospel, agitate the complacent youth and – let’s face it, this was what it was mainly about – dress up stupidly and draw attention to themselves at the drop of a hat.

This wasn’t just some rarefied by-product of the nation’s underground arts labs. It’s instructive to note how many latterday stars of children’s telly began on the fringe. Colin Bennett, for instance, used the ’70s avant-garde circuit as the perfect training ground for playing accident-prone caretakers the following decade. Then there was Ken Campbell, the charismatic Dickensian uber-loon of the alternative fringe who, when he wasn’t staging seven-hour sci-fi epics in dingy rooms above pubs starring Bill Nighy and Chris Langham with sets painted by Bill Drummond, took his Roadshow around the country’s grottiest venues, combining re-enactments of unlikely urban myths with crowd-pleasing stunts, usually involving a hapless Sylvester ‘Sylveste’ McCoy (in the days when his hair, coincidentally, made him look a bit like Paul McGann) having ferrets stuffed down his trousers or a nine-inch nail hammered up his nose. And the number of mid-period Play School presenters who were strangers to a Brechtian matinee could be counted in the fingers of one hand. Agitprop was, in its own perverse way, the National Service of television presenting – the moment it was disbanded, you got the likes of Andi Peters clogging up the screen. Get some in!

This subsidised mucking about was a thing of infinite variety, but you could fairly reliably boil it down into four types.

Workers’ Theatre: Troupe of bright young types roll up to a factory cafeteria, bash out a play about the dignity of labour for the edification of the workforce, often with someone in a cardboard top hat and pig mask playing “The Chairman” for a few easy cheers from the ranks (this sort of stuff worked on a level of subtlety and nuance that would make Steve Bell blush). Lots of characters carrying conveniently explanatory placards. No-one mislays their trousers,  unless it’s to make a point about the moral bankruptcy of the bourgeoisie.

Community theatre: As above but in a temporarily disused gas showroom plus stacking chairs, and with less fat cat baiting. Worthy explorations of pressing local matters with a Q&A group session afterwards. Weak tea on tap. No canapes.

Educational theatre: A Volkswagen bus full of extremely eager young folk arrives, Godspell-style, at the school gates to captivate the upper second with a riot of sub-panto songs and Why Don’t You..? method acting. Prepare for an enchanting afternoon as our merry band weave loud but reasonably straightforward stories with a vague and uncontentious moral (“don’t be racist”, “drugs: hmm”, etc). Or failing that, get the whole class involved in some group workshoppery (nine times out of ten this will involve the mass recreation of a Victorian coal mine). If you’re extremely lucky, you might get a visit from Ken Campbell in his Paraphernalia phase. If you’re not so lucky, it’ll be three sociology postgrads in head-to-toe denim who’ve read far too much Edward De Bono.

Performance art: Oh, here we go. Who’s the in the park/town square/bit of wasteground opposite the Co-op? Why, ’tis your friendly neighborhood performance art troupe, either calling themselves something earnestly descriptive like Inter-Action or summat zanily anarchic like John Bull Puncture Repair Kit, in their white boiler suits, army surplus gas masks, comedy rolled-up shirt fronts and rainbow braces, lugging their step-ladders/birdcages/megaphones into view for another post-literate assault on the daily grind of urban reality. There’ll be gibberish, mock violence and plenty of hand-held percussion. The best bit will come when some bemused old dear wanders obliviously through the action on her way back home with half a pound of brisket. You’re not shattering her entrenched preconceptions of bourgeois society that easily, sonny.

And then… yes, of course, Mrs Thatch went and took it all away again. After Mary Whitehouse got wind of what two skyclad actors were getting up to on stage in The Romans in Britain at the National Theatre in 1980, the harrumphing cry of “buggery on the rates!” went round the nation’s Con clubs, and subsidised theatre found itself exiting stage left, to make way for a resurgent West End courtesy of that nice Mr Lloyd Webber. While it’s easy to roll a retrospective eye at the self-absorbed optimism of it all from this distance (and, admittedly, a lot of this stuff caused eyes to roll en masse even back then), only the most hard-hearted We Will Rock You disciple can fail to shed a tear for the passing of the agit, and indeed the prop. Where today could you nip into a dingy basement in your lunch break, watch half an hour of a bloke in German army regalia with a toy pig on a skewer shout impenetrable stuff about the crimes of Rio Tinto while people dressed as chairs skip about in an endearingly uncoordinated manner, and come away with fifty pence change? Unless you’re in Edinburgh in August. And that doesn’t count.

TV CREAM SAYS: "THE DAY OF RECKONING IS UNDER YOUR KILT!" "THAT'S NICE, BUT I ONLY CAME OUT FOR 20 ROTHMANS"

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Angel Delight

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A nation long reconciled to spending just as many hours in the kitchen preparing pudding as the main course (it’s Thursday, so it must be jam roly-poly) was always going to need something immediately comprehensible to shake it out of its sweetmeat servitude. Bird’s Angel Delight was just the thing, and moreover offered an additional boon by using up those half-bottles of milk leftover from breakfast. It debuted in supermarkets in 1967 promising the taste of strawberries and cream from colourful pouches of microdust. The fact this luminous powder had to be vigorously whipped together with milk was the cue for dad to ‘take a turn’ with the mixing bowl, thereby proving that no-one could ever say he didn’t ‘do his bit around here’. While a panoply of flavours and spin-offs, including birthday-party favourite the milkshake and the sadly over-ambitious home-made ice lolly, ensured the brand lined your ‘afters’ cupboard through the 1970s, its ultra-functionalism lost favour in the fussy Ice Magic-ed 1980s.

TV CREAM SAYS: ALWAYS TO BE SERVED IN A BRANDY BLOOMER-STYLE STEMMED BOWL... EXCEPT NO-ONE EVER HAD ANY

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Anti-Static Bumper Strips

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Useless!Possibly the nearest Halfords ever got to practising complementary medicine, these odd little rubber strips with arrows down the middle hung from the rear bumper of your average Volvo estate and dangled on the tarmac, ostensibly to keep junior in the back seat free from travel sickness by leaching out any static electricity from the car’s interior. Needless to say, this bout of holistic blokeishness was based on the same brand of opportunistic cobblers as copper bracelets for rheumatism. Soon after installing them, many a well-meaning but gullible dad was duly shamed by his slightly less daft mates over a swift half, and a mass outbreak of macho embarrassment practically killed off the anti-static strip overnight, although you still see the odd threadbare example clinging for dear life to the back of a decrepit 340E.

TV CREAM SAYS: SEE ALSO: KWELLS, THOSE LITTLE WRISTBANDS WITH A PLASTIC KNOBBLY BIT, 'JUST SIT UP AND ENJOY THE JOURNEY FOR GOD'S SAKE'

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