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The six worst Christmas Radio Times covers

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Worried about heating your home this Christmas? Dig some of the following disgraces out of your attic, douse with a bit of brandy, then WHOOOMPH: a conflagration that’s both physically and sanctimoniously satisfying.

Alternatively, use these covers as an alternative to wrapping paper – on presents for people you dislike deeply.

6: 1949

What the..?

Let’s be charitable and say this was done for a dare. On the other hand, let’s not, and wonder how the hell this grisly confection ever made it past the proofs. As if 1940s Britain hadn’t had enough of terrifying things falling from the skies.

5: 1936

By golly

Not merely a gollywog, but a gollywog looking desperately pissed off. The tree’s fallen to pieces as well, while a box of cigars lies ready for a child to begin a lifetime’s addiction to narcotics. Merry fucking Christmas.

4: 2009

Pro - cras - ti - nate!

What could be funnier that a Dalek in a Santa hat? Quite possibly everything. But look: the RT Christmas issue has now somehow become LEGENDARY. Who could have known? We prostrate ourselves in front of your biblical self-righteousness, oh mighty tome of insufferable cant.

3: 1993

Grow some teeth, kid

An ugly kid pulls a gormless face, and we’re meant to feel festive? Come back when you’ve grown some teeth, son – not to mention some manners.

2: 2010

Legendary

Ah look, Wallace and Gromit are back. Well, yes, in the sense they were on the front of the Christmas Radio Times just 12 months earlier. But no, in the sense of them starring in a brand new adventure that’s the centrepiece of the Christmas schedules. In fact there was no new Wallace and Gromit on TV at all. This was just an idle, lousy reworking of the previous year’s cover. Thank heavens they never tried that again. Oh, wait…

1: 1974

A failure, yesterdayBritain’s unfunniest comedy creation gestures at a tube of tatty shiny paper. To pour piss into the wound, look at that long, long list of names, any one of whom would have been 100 times better as cover star. “I’m a failure!” And so say all of us.

Dishonourable mentions for…

No, us neither

1952: fright before Christmas

Oh no, it's "me"

1978: oh bollocks, it’s “me”

Plonkers

1985: plonkers needing stuffing

Get back in your box

1996: typographical trauma

Not wild about Harry

2000: not wild about Harry

Get out, Claus

2007: call Crimestoppers now

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Lifeforce

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Come back to the ’80s with Chris, Craig and Jack as they watch Tobe Hooper’s splendid dance of the space vampires LIFEFORCE. Shot into space by Cannon films, join in the repetitive ridicule of Dan O’Bannon and the spotting of obscure tourism campaigns while we are treated to Aubrey Morris and Patrick Stewart: together at last! Turn on the commentary as the Cannon logo appears and try to spot the ‘brash guard.’

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THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED ‘A’

SPOILERS: Frank Finlay appears courtesy of the Garrick Club

Creamguide(Films) REVERSE FAQ

1. No idea
2. This was the first of his three picture deal with Cannon
3. Colin Wilson thought it was the worst film version of a novel ever made, it says here
4. The Stuntman, basically
5. No, he isn’t
6. Tom Atkins
7. Brian Marsh
8. Joe Claro
9. 80
10. Freddie and Max
11. Actually, he was a newsreader for the BBC between 1968 and 1973
12. Albert Hague, wrote four Broadway musicals and the score for ‘The Grinch Who Stole Christmas’ but not ‘Starmaker’
13. We actually meant Jack Warden. But Jack Warner works as well
14. ‘thanatology’ θanəˈtɒlədʒi/ noun: “the scientific study of death and the practices associated with it, including the study of the needs of the terminally ill and their families”
15. Top 50 dramas and it was No.16 actually, in between Six a Feet Under and Smiley’s People. But since Six a feet Under was above Smiley’s People the list is clearly a pile of shite
16. We were getting confused with the Australian films featured in the documentary feature ‘Not Quite Hollywood’ by the same guy which is also great
17. Great as Aubrey is, that was meant to be Ronald Lacey
18. 1986 – 1989
19. Still wasn’t
20. Nope
21. He isn’t
22. That was actually meant to be Johnny Sconney Gielguid. Turned out they couldn’t afford him
23. 1987 – 1994
24. No he isn’t but he was in The Mallens
25. Nope, nothing to do with him. Good play, mind
26. It might actually be Elstree
27. He was

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: The Five Doctors

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To Creamguide(Films) would go, must choose above, between, below. Join Chris, Craig and Proper Fan Jack as they wallow in the majesty of the greatest Doctor Who story ever told (oh yes it is): THE FIVE DOCTORS. And on the 32nd anniversary of its UK broadcast which, after all, is the big one! Turn it on as Hartnell appears and join in the sweary mockery of a programme so dear to so many generations.

But, how to listen, child? HOW TO LISTEN? Why, it’s as easy at Pi. Click on the thing above if your browser so allows it. Or download it here (it’s 85meg). If you haven’t already, you could also subscribe. And this is our RSS feed.

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THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED ‘A’

SPOILERS: Jack is a Proper Fan

1. On the Chicago PBS station WTTW and various other PBS stations on 23 November 1983. We imagine no one shouted “We’re number 1!” at those affiliate meetings like Faye Dunaway in NETWORK
2. 25th November over here. Where the people who actually paid for it live
3. Doesn’t exactly happen all the time but they still put special previews and stuff on at Comic-Con in America before we get them which is all wrong
4. It was shown on BBC One, one part a night between 14 August and 17 August 1984 at 6:15 p.m.
5. 1981 episode “Assassin”
6. And the only story with all the footage, out takes etc. still extant in broadcast quality
7. 7.7m viewers
8. 65 at this point
9. She was meant to be in it but the divorce put the mockers on that
10. And represented McGann when he got the gig
11. Which was the cliffhanger (ho ho) for one of the serialised episodes
12. VHS release was in 1985
13. The ‘Lifestyle’ department
14. If there is this is out of sync
15. This section was MOGGED
16. Or is it a bit of pineapple?
17. They’re all on Gallifrey, actually. ‘Proper Fan’
18. DOCTOR WHO: CYBERMEN. Keep it in mind for Christmas, Proper Fans!
19. What constitutes a Proper Fan (apparently):
1 – into Doctor Who by aged 8
2 – stayed loyal through the wilderness years
3 – know who Alister Pearson, David Burton and Gary Leigh are*
20. Keith Hodiak. Also in the telly Lion, Witch and Wardrobe which is quite a double
21. Virtual Murder was 1992
22. He wasn’t available apparently
23. Knightmare was 1987 onwards
24. Actually it was 1994
25. And the Doctors Latimer did indeed kick off in 1983
26. Released on VHS in 1985
27. And this was the first DVD release, in 1999
28. Made a bit of an arse explaining that. What we meant was that when Tennant says to Sarah Jane in School Reunion that he has regenerated half a dozen times since they last met, it was only five at that point (Baker, McCoy, McGann, Ecclestone, Tennant) cos she met Peter Davison in this. It’s six now cos of Hurt but that didn’t count then. Oh no it didn’t.
29. Neverwhere was 1996. Sir Lenworth was not attached
30. It says here Charles Gray was offered The Role Of Rassilon
31. It says here it’s only ‘jokingly’ referred to as the Flavia Theme. By whom we have no idea.

*(Creamguide(Films) has no idea who these people are)

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Alien3

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It’s time to go back into space for an interstellar adventure – but unfortunately not INTERSTELLAR- with Creamguide(Films) as Chris, Craig and Martin canter through David Fincher’s ‘troubled production (copyright everyone) ALIEN3. Listen as they drop profanities, trot out wobbly analysis and ridicule Gorden Kaye’s tragic accident.

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THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED ‘A’

SPOILERS: Martin talks a lot of shit.

Creamguide(Films) will be back with a ‘timely’ adventure! (and maybe even a Reverse FAQ)

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Prometheus

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Back with even more shouting and in-jokes – and taking combination swearing to dangerous new levels – join Chris, Craig, Martin, Jack and Rose for a raucous roller-coaster ride of profanity and derision so big, only the biggest of the big screens can do it justice. Yes, ‘Sir’ Riddler Scott’s monumental Alien sequel (prequel?) PROMETHEUS. Please check for level before playing just as the ident fades away.

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THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED ‘R’

SPOILERS: [INSERT ANY JOKE ABOUT ENDLESS VACANT SPACE HERE] 

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) REVERSE FAQ: 

1. Millions of years ago, apparently.
2. But this is 2089.
3. So did they come back at some point and pose for cave paintings? No one notice the space ships?
4. He died in 2005. Callous bastards.
5. Patrick Wilson.
6. Apparently he modelled his performance on a mingling of Peter O’Toole, Greg Louganis, David Bowie and Dirk Bogarde. Which sounds like a mingling that may have occurred to Dirk Bogarde at some point. Just as well we can’t view those dreams.
7. Sigh
8. …
9. …
You know what? There’s just too much for this. So we’ll leave you with two points:
– He played ‘Trey’ in SUNSHINE. He hung around this set long enough to appear in THE MARTIAN.
– “Our timeless recipe made with quality dark chocolate, infused with mint oil and blended with our unique, melt-in-the-mouth honeycomb crisp. Individually wrapped in foil to make every chocolate feel as special as the last. Arranged in the iconic Elizabeth Shaw octagonal box, we think they make the perfect accompaniment for a dinner party with friends, or indeed an indulgent treat for yourself as you work your way around the box, one by one!” (no mention of deep space exploration)
That’s enough of that.

Creamguide(Films) will return with a film they actually like… in SPACE!

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Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Ghostwatch

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It’s time! IT’S TIME KIDS! Creamguide(Films) does Hallowe’en but doesn’t ‘do’ Halloween. Instead Chris, Craig and Jack have been watching, commenting on and swearing along to the superlative BBC drama from 1992 GHOSTWATCH. But! Is it really a drama? (Yes)

Turn it on when Parky’s name appears and enjoy the miserable old scrote do something useful for a change (and this is the BFI DVD release which we think is the same as the BBC one.)

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THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED ‘PG’

SPOILERS: The rustling noise isn’t Pipes, it’s us demolishing a box of After Eights

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) REVERSE FAQ:

1. It didn’t go out live of course. It was pre-recorded.

2. That’s a mock OB unit, the BBC wouldn’t let them use a real one.
3. We’ve no idea.
4. Stars Reunited: Blue Peter, July 9th 2003.
5. Google it.
6. HOSPITALWATCH went out in 1988. We think Rail Watch was THE TRAIN NOW DEPARTING also from 1988, which was about activists fighting to keep the line from Settle to Carlisle open. The film version is in turnaround.
7. She only got half an hour into THE CONJURING the other night.
8. John Craven is 75, Michael Parkinson is 80.
9. Both Richard and Judy are fine, upstanding people with no stain on their characters.
10. Give Us A Clue in 1992.
11. In Suspicious Circumstances, 1991.
12. Clive Robertson, as detailed on Saturday Night Clive in 1989.
13. Cyberspace was 1996
14. Michael Lush was 1986
15. The lovely Sarah was still on Going Live in 1992. So was the rubbish Forbes.
16. Creamguide(Films) does not endorse any scurrilous nonsense about Most Haunted which is marvellous entertainment.
17. No she isn’t.
18. SOIL TRIMS DELIVERY or RIM IDOLS RESTIVELY
19. No it’s the one where Parky calls the woman a bad mother.
20. Published in 1995.
21. Just after 9 so post-watershed.
22. Either Yentob or Jonathan Powell in 1992.
23. No fucking clue. Let’s go with 89p.
24. Elstree.
25. Released by the BFI on DVD in 2002.
26. Banned from broadcast by the BBC for ten years, it says here.

Creamguide(Films) will return with a journey into SPACE!

 

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Creamvote play-offs! Doctor Who vs World in Action

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A curly-haired, scary man in space vs a curly-haired, scary man in space, in…

TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme!

This’ll be too close to call, surely?

This poll will close on 29th October 2015 at 1700.

  • Which is the most unforgettable theme?

    • Doctor Who (60%)
    • World in Action (40%)
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      Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Superman III

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      Superman III

      Creamguide(Films): Rise of the Robots!

      It’s another instalment of swearing and getting Roshan Seth’s name wrong as Chris, Craig and Allan watch the sequel to the sequel to Superman. Yes, it’s top-notch Salkindery ‘SUPERMAN III’ layered over with sexual imagery and impressions of George Chisholm and Windsor Davies. Turn on the commentary as the Warner Brothers logo fades out and stand by with a sausage roll and a tin of Schlitz.

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      THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED ‘A’

      CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) REVERSE FAQ
      1. Pinewood, Canada and, erm, Milton Keynes
      2. That’s probably the Milton Keynes bit
      3. ‘Salami slicing’ apparently
      4. –
      10 PRINT “YOU ARE A JOBBY”
      20 GO TO 10
      RUN
      5. We used to do that in Laskey’s
      6. He isn’t
      7. The Daily Star kicked it off in 1981. No idea if it ever featured in the New York Times or Cleveland Plain Dealer
      8. Tomorrow Never Dies
      9. It was the episode called “Don’t Tug on Superman’s Cape” in which his actual wife played his wife
      10. Most fire engines are self-pumping, including the Green Goddess. However, we don’t think Diana Moran is.
      11. It’s Gavan
      12. And it’s Conal Cochran
      13. Earth Angel. This used it first.
      14. Bill Reimbold (and so is John Bluthal; see below)
      15. $60m domestic gross
      16. And Mario ‘no froff?’ Fabrizi, Dave ‘Cockleshell Heroes’ Lodge, Norman ‘Simon, Simon’ Rossington
      17. Shirley Knight and Caroline Mortimer, it says here
      18. And it’s still Roshan Seth
      19. Ronnie Brody. He was, for example, the head chef in the Grace Bros canteen who says, “rissoles!” and puts his fingers up to Captain Peacock
      20. David Daker. It’s not him
      21. He actually started on telly and got his first film role fucking about behind Yul Brynner in The Ten Commandments
      22. She went when she was four
      23. Cecil Gaybody
      24. He is
      25. There is a Canadian ice hockey team called the Wheat Kings. Early European settlers in central Canada who cultivated the wilderness were referred to as ‘Wheat Kings.’ Neither group has had at any time control access to satellites which have functions to control weather systems.
      26. It’s ‘vs’ not ‘saves’
      27. He has 127 credits on imdb. Mind you, that includes telly. But that’s a lot of films.
      28. Built in 1975 it sailed under a Bermudan flag and was scrapped in 1999
      29. Robert Beatty
      30. For some reason they seem to call them ‘Irish sausage rolls’
      31. It grossed half as much as this at the box office proving that it ought to have found room for Bob Todd. Or a giant foam cowboy hay
      32. We’re still not sure. We can’t be arsed watching it again with the sound up
      33. It was in 1980

      Creamguide(Films) will return with a Hallowe’en treat (that isn’t HALLOWEEN)

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      Creamvote play-offs! Magpie vs Grandstand

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      Two, indeed, for joy…

      TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme!

      Pitching Thames TV’s Blue Peter-beater against BBC1’s World of Sport-retort…

      This poll will close on 22nd October 2015 at 1700.

    • Which is the most unforgettable theme?

      • Grandstand (74%)
      • Magpie (26%)
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        Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

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        "Call that a knife?"

        Creamguide(Films) is back! Back! BACK!

        No longer confined to print – finding new ways to write different things about Day of the Jackal and The October Man – join Chris, Craig, Rose and Jack for an adventure in critical evaluation and swearing as they watch Steven Spielydrawers’ 1980s teatime classic ‘INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM.’ Turn the commentary on just as the Paramount logo turns to the gong and enjoy as much shady Orientalism as you can handle in one sitting.

        THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED ‘AA’

        SPOILERS: They don’t like it much.

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        Okay? So…

        CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) REVERSE FAQ

        1. They married in 1991. Still married.
        2. Douglas Slocombe was 71 (at time of writing he’s 102.)
        3. The Chenjeh kebab is the most popular Xianjing dish in China. Traditionally made with mutton or mutton fat it is often now made with pork or chicken. But not like this.
        4. The Revenge of the Pink Panther
        5. Next year’s International Poultry Expo is in Atlanta. We don’t know where it was in 1935.
        6. Still alive, he’s 69.
        7. It was riding the elephants.
        8. Apparently he practices entertainment law.
        9. Willard Huyck.
        10. She was a character in Prisoner: Cell Block H.
        11. It’s Roshan Seth.
        12. Kenneth Williams’ boss was Mr Robinson.
        13. Didn’t Gillian McKeith once pretend to faint to get out of doing her night?
        14. Creamguide(Films) says: The middle film is always the best of a trilogy, except for Jaws and Indiana Jones (and Terminator.)
        15. And his wife was Kate Capshaw’s body double.
        16. He plays a Gestapo goon in Indiana Jones and His Dad as well.
        17. Amrish Puri. He died in 2005.
        18. Jake Steinfeld did it this time. Dave Prowse sorted Ford out for Raiders. We read somewhere.
        19. The A-Z of Cool Computer Games by Jack ‘Railton’ is still available on Amazon.
        20. We recorded this back in April so that was a topical joke then.

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        Creamvote play-offs! Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads? vs The Sweeney

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        Oh! What happened to you?

        TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme!

        Seriously, though, what did become of the people, we used to be. Tomorrow’s almost over, the day went by so fast. And so forth. That, or: The Sweeney, the Sweener, ner-ner-ner-na-ner-ner-ner-ner-ner

        This poll will close on 15th October 2015 at 1700.

      • Which is the most unforgettable theme?

        • Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads (55%)
        • The Sweeney (45%)
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          Creamvote play-offs! Rainbow vs Weekend World

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          High above the streets and houses…

          TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme!

          And, sorry, but another of our tracks has been deleted by our friends at Soundcloud. So we’re having to use a cover of Mountain’s Nantucket Sleigh Ride. But please don’t hold that against it when it comes to your vote. Although, Rainbow is better.

          This poll will close on 8th October 2015 at 1700.

        • Which is the most unforgettable theme?

          • Weekend World (54%)
          • Rainbow (46%)
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            Creamvote play-offs! Blockbusters vs Treasure Hunt

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            Break-out the hand jive for…

            TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme!

            Due to the Only Connect-esque rules of engagement, these are the only two themes in the play-off which hail from the game genre, but let’s decide, which is best.

            This poll will close on 1st October 2015 at 1700.

          • Which is the most unforgettable theme?

            • Blockbusters (66%)
            • Treasure Hunt (34%)
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              Creamvote play-offs! Blankety Blank vs Grange Hill

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              Egads! Lord Terrence of Woganshire in a duff-up with the boy Tucker Jenkins, you say? It must be…

              TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme!

              Of course, the ‘Blank theme became an actual talking point on Danny Baker’s Five Live show earlier in the year, when debate broke out in TV Cream’s Twitter feed about whether it’s an actual theme or a sting. Further controversy follows today. The Hawkshaw ‘Chicken Man’ we uploaded has since been nixed by the, erm, checking man on Soundcloud. So we’re substituting a jolly cover (above). Anyway, sorry about all that.

              This poll will close on 24th September 2015 at 1700.

            • Which is the most unforgettable theme?

              • Grange Hill (60%)
              • Blankety Blank (40%)
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                Creamvote play-offs! Screen Test vs Top of the Pops

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                More battling tunes in…

                TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme!

                Our second-play-off features the militaristic miasma that is Screen Test vs the Phil Lynott-endorsed sounds of war!
                VOTE NOW!

                This poll will close on 17th September 2015 at 1700.

              • Which is the most unforgettable theme?

                • Top of the Pops (54%)
                • Screen Test (46%)
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                  Creamvote play-offs! The Prisoner vs Tomorrow’s World

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                  And we’re back! It’s the play-off phase of…

                  TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme!

                  Over the next eight weeks we’ll be battling 16 themes in one-on-one votes. And it begins here, with a mammoth Grainer/Dankworth clash. Who will rule?

                  This poll will close on 10th September 2015 at 1700.

                • Which is the most unforgettable theme?

                  • The Prisoner (58%)
                  • Tomorrow's World (42%)
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                    Creamvote #15 The most unforgettable quiz show theme

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                    The heats end here! It’s the final week in the prelim rounds of… [deep breath]

                    TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme!

                    Yup, after this poll, it’s all going to go a little quiet as we take some time out from banging on about fucking voting all the time. But, please, don’t lose heart. We’ve got four smashing quiz show themes in contention: Call My Bluff, Treasure Hunt, University Challenge and Blockbusters. Whichever is deemed the best will go into our fab 15 of themes which – once we’ve worked out how we’re going to do this – will be battling it out for ultimate best theme honour!

                    This poll will close on 12th March 2015 at 1700.

                  • Which is the most unforgettable quiz show theme?

                    • Blockbusters (42%)
                    • Treasure Hunt (31%)
                    • University Challenge (17%)
                    • Call My Bluff (10%)
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                      Creamvote #14 The most unforgettable kids’ entertainment show theme

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                      The penultimate week (of the opening rounds, sigh) of…

                      TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme!

                      The handsome chap has it, surely? Don’t let us down! Jigsaw vs Screen Test vs The 8.15 From Manchester vs Think of a Number

                      This poll will close on 5th March 2015 at 1700.

                    • Which is the most unforgettable kids' entertainment show theme?

                      • Screen Test (44%)
                      • Think of a Number (25%)
                      • Jigsaw (17%)
                      • The 8.15 From Manchester (14%)
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                        Creamvote #13 The most unforgettable sci fi theme!

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                        Foregone conclusion! It’s…

                        TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme!

                        Yes, Dr Who is going to win this. It can’t not. But let’s try for a little bit of fun anyway (not in the least, we’ll hopefully prompt someone to comment below it’s ‘Doctor’) with this quantel-compiled quartet of brilliant themes. And they really are. We don’t think even Ian ‘No Relation’ Jones will be grumbling about this selection: Blake’s 7 vs Dr Who vs Hitchhiker’s vs The Tomorrow People. And don’t they all have smashing logos too?

                        This poll will close on 26th February 2015 at 1700.

                      • Which is the most unforgettable sci fi theme?

                        • Dr Who (54%)
                        • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (22%)
                        • Blake's 7 (15%)
                        • The Tomorrow People (9%)
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                          Creamvote #12 The most unforgettable pop show theme!

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                          Let’s get ready to POP, it’s…

                          TV Cream’s Most Unforgettable Theme! Still! We’re still doing this!

                          An exciting line-up, indeed, with Cheggers vs The Old Grey Whistle Test, vs Ver Pops vs Ver Pops again!

                          This poll will close on 19th February 2015 at 1700.

                        • Which is the most unforgettable pop show theme?

                          • Top of the Pops (Yellow Pearl version) (35%)
                          • Top of the Pops (Whole Lotta Love version) (30%)
                          • Cheggers Plays Pop (23%)
                          • The Old Grey Whistle Test (12%)
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