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Fathom February 18, 2013 | 4 Comments »

Ill-fated attempt at creating a sort of amphibious counterpart to Modesty Blaise (whose own attempts at cinematic translation weren’t exactly well-fated to begin with) starring Raquel Welch as an undercover agent – under the cover, and...

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Santa Claus: The Movie

Santa Claus: The Movie December 14, 2012 | 3 Comments »

Dudley Moore is subjected to more indignities with this uncalled-for film so dire there’s no humour to be had in its shortcomings. Burgess Meredith, Melvyn Hayes, Don Estelle, Christopher ‘Mike’ Ryan and John ‘Mallens’...

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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory December 14, 2012 | 2 Comments »

Slightly dark and a little weird but really pretty good; more Bourneville than Dairy Milk, then, if you’ll pardon the screamingly obvious analogy. Leslie Bricusse hated the way they presented his song The Candyman so much that he gave it to...

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TV Cream's Films A-Z
Our feature presentation, a blockbusting A-Z OF FILMS - from The Abominable Dr Phibes to Zulu Dawn
The Children's Film Foundation Cream Classics Directors' Directory
THE CHILDREN'S FILM FOUNDATION - much loved in Screen Test's observation round, and Phillip Schofield's 'Friday Film' slot...
CREAM CLASSICS is our compilation pack of essential TV Creamy films. Includes Alf's Button Afloat, obviously
And... Action! Meet the masterful men behind the lenses of our most favourite films in TV Cream's DIRECTORS' DIRECTORY
Hall of Fame Independent Producers  
Welcome to our cinematic HALL OF FAME! Here you will meet the likes of Susannah York! Terry-Thomas! And Marianne Stone!"
More A to Z-sequenced fun as we detail the varying fortunes of our favourite... INDEPENDENT PRODUCERS
TV Cream's Anatomy of Cinema