WELL, WHO wouldn’t?
D is for…
Dad’s Army
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EARLY VEHICLE for CLIVE “GRANDAD” DUNN.
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TV CREAM SAYS: WOULD YOU MIND IF WE WERE EXCUSED?
Daily Fable, The
ANTHROPOMORPHIC PAPER puppetry. The theme song featured a bunch of kid voices singing “Hello to Mr. Owl, What’s happening today in Fable Land ?” to which Mr. Owl would reply “More news from our fable land”. There were two brothers who were woodworking beavers, a wolf called Boris who spoke like Bela Lugosi and had a penchant for playing the accordion, a rabbity thing called Zippy the Hare (who ran for Prime Minister of the wood), George the Guinea Pig, Mr Crow, Miss Stork (who briefly became queen), a depressed carrier pigeon, Miss Ant, Harold the Bear, Shelley the Tortoise, Mr Cunningham the Fox, Myra and Martha the hamsters, Fulton the trout et al. Five minutes long.
TV CREAM SAYS: FIVE MINUTES TOO LONG
Daktari
JUNGLE QUACKERY in the Wameru Study Centre where in worked MARSHALL THOMPSON (Dr Marsh Tracy) CHERYL MILLER (his daughter Paula) and HEDLEY MATTINGLEY as The Obligatory Colonial Brit In Uniform. Supporting cast members, including Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lion and Judy the Chimp, repeatedly stole show from any zoological fable furnishing.
TV CREAM SAYS: JOANIE OFF OF HAPPY DAYS WAS ALSO IN IT
Dallas
SHEPHERD’S BUSH THEATRE, Wednesday night, the 1980s. Wogan is sat on a sofa. Behind him is a big screen. “Now, steady on!” he booms to the nation. “Fix your hats and saddle your horses! It’s that time at last! Join me as we set a course westward ho! Oh yes! It’s…DALLAS!” In brief, “A rich Texan family faces all kinds of trouble.” In full, the brainchild of DAVID JACOBS (not the Radio 2 one, sadly). LARRY HAGMAN (JR), KEN KERCHEVAL (Cliff Barnes), BARBARA BEL GEDDES (Miss Ellie), VICTORIA PRINCIPAL (Pam), CHARLENE TILTON (Lucy), PATRICK DUFFY (Bobby), HOWARD KEEL (Clayton Farlow), LINDA GRAY (Sue Ellen) got burned into the global consciousness via much-parodied three-way split screen grinning intro. JR and Sue Ellen, Bobby and Pam, Lucy and Mitch, Jock and Miss Ellie – sexual tension was everywhere, culminating in top oversold JR shooting and “eagerly awaited” revelation of identity of almost-killer at start of the following season. Gave Tel years worth of material (“Why only one phone?! Wardrobes the size of garages I tell yer!”) Tanked with unpopular death of Bobby, and subsequent revelation of him alive, well, and showering: intervening season had all been one of crazy Pamela’s dreams. Various characters emigrated north to KNOTS LANDING. Reunion “specials” more frequent than Bush family presidencies.
TV CREAM SAYS: SUE ELLEN, SO THE (LITTLE AND LARGE-ORIGINATED) SONG WENT, WAS
ON JUNK. HER BABY WAS A PUNK.
Danger UXB
SMASHING WWII bomb disposal expert saga with ANTHONY “BRIDESHEAD” ANDREWS and MAURICE ROEVES heading a team of sappers clearing up Adolf’s mess in south London. Much who’s-going-to-cop-it-this-week? excitement.
TV CREAM SAYS: "IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SNIP THIS LITTLE...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
Dangermouse
“CRUMBS!” ONE-EYED cartoon white mouse (DAVID JASON) and a short-sighted mole (Penfold – TERRY SCOTT), despite having only one and a half good eyes between them, continually outwit wheezing frog BARON GREENBACK and STILETTO the mafioso crow (BRIAN TRUEMAN) before reporting to Jimmy Edwardslike Colonel K (EDWARD KELSEY). Another superlative effort from Cosgrove-Hall. English-as-hell humour, in-jokes for the parents and Pythonesque fourth wall narrator interrupting the action make this long overdue a full revival. The mystic stick (“Are you the hairy old twit with the twig thing?”), cunning plans (“Aha! Greenback wants us to think that he thinks we’ll think there isn’t a drop at all. But I know he thinks that I know he thinks there is!”), the Time Traveller’s Potting Shed – it was all here. Dangermouse. Powerhouse.
TV CREAM SAYS: "GOOD SHOW, DM!" "CRIKEY!" "A-HAAAA!" "OOH, 'ECK!" "SI, BARONI!"
"GOOD GER-IEF!" "IN WILLESDEN GREEN"
Dark Side of the Sun, The
THEY HADN’T done one for a while (see THE APHRODITE INHERITANCE), so it was high time the Beeb packed its flip-flops and E111 form for another impenetrable Greek thriller. This time fortune dealt a poor hand to (what a surprise) another unsuspecting tourist who took a holiday snap of an old castle owned by (ditto) a shifty local, here played by PETER EGAN. Said tourist gets lured up to the castle, wherein lies CLIFFORD ROSE as Egan’s butler/personal servant, along with all manner of occult silliness, culminating in a plan to raise the ghosts of a chapter of the Knights Templar for, umm, the hell of it. Buried treasure was probably involved. Likewise busty local waitresses. And Greek gods.
TV CREAM SAYS: ALL FROM THE PEN OF APHRODITE HIMSELF, MICHAEL J. BIRD
Database
NEXT LINK IN THE Micro chain, this was indeed a Great Leap Forward from the likes of THE COMPUTER PROGRAMME, not least due to the presence of the smooth TONY BASTABLE and the gorgeous JANE ASHTON. Covered a wide range of topics: games (Jet Set Willy, Trashman etc.), business (ie the Sinclair QL), mobile computing, but went one better than its peers by actually transmitting computer programs over the end credits. Except it was all a bit of a palaver, involving a small square flashing in the corner of the TV screen, which you (or rather, your dad) had to cover with already-purchased “special adaptor” to somehow “load” it into your ZX81.
TV CREAM SAYS: SUPERLATIVE THEME WAS BY LORD RICK WAKEMAN
Dave Allen at Large
PREMIER LEAGUE sub-fingered foul-mouthed Catholic pope-baiter on a stool with tumbler and fag railed against the modern and ancient world alike in trademark stream of foetid consciousness style, later ripped off by many a bespangled alternative ranter in the following decade. Most of the show was this studio-bound stuff, but some location sketches (Beast with Five Fingers, Thomas A Beckett, etc.) boasted a stalwart cast including RONNIE BRODY, MICHAEL SHARVELL-MARTIN (next-door neighbour bloke from NO PLACE LIKE HOME), JACQUELINE CLARK and PETER HAWKINS.
TV CREAM SAYS: "AND BLOODY TROLLEYS! BLOODY SODDING TROLLEYS!"
David Cassidy – Man Undercover
YES, YOU read that right. A PARTRIDGE FAMILY spinoff with little Daveyboy infiltrating a US college drug ring. Lasted just four shows, surprising given the inherant flaw in notion of being David Cassidy “undercover”.
TV CREAM SAYS: HOW CAN YOU BE UNDERCOVER IF YOU'VE STILL GOT YOUR REAL...OH, NEVER MIND
Dead Ernest
POST-FAWLTY TOWERS runaround for ANDREW SACHS as a bloke (called Ernest, handily) who gets killed by a champagne cork after winning the pools, goes to heaven and spends the rest of the series trying to get back. Time ticks by in the company of Ethel from EastEnders and Percy from Corrie.
TV CREAM SAYS: BEETHOVEN AND MOZART LIVE NEXT DOOR
Dead Head
LESS THAN whelming drama effort with DENNIS LAWSON as a detective embroiled in all sorts of untold underworld nastiness, including mackintosh/wellies romping, and who stumbles upon a package which contains…well, that would be telling.
TV CREAM SAYS: THE CLUE'S IN THE TITLE
Dear Heart
MISH-MASH OF teencentric comedy sketches aimed at the 13-plus set, often landing mentions on POINTS OF VIEW due to frequent pantomime gore and toilet references. BOB GOODY starred, with TOYAH WILLCOX as “Super Advice Person”.
TV CREAM SAYS: "THEM UPSTAIRS" NOT TOO HAPPY
Dear John
THE LATE, great RALPH BATES was the eponymous hero, dumped via mantlepiece-mounted letter by his wife and forced to take solace in a lonely hearts-style encounter group which turns out to be nutter haven. Group leader is bizarre, rotund woman with no clue whatsoever, other members included a slightly dippy woman for developing love interest with Bates, Ralph, a wooly-hatted loser (“Would you like a ride in my motorcycle combination”) played by PETER “PLEASE, SIR” DENYER and Kirk St. Moritz, medallion chauvinist who turned out to be shy mummy’s boy in real life.









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